PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Jourgensen (ranked 2674 p4p, 42 weight class) and Linc Laotzu (ranked 6862 p4p, 205 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jourgensen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Imperial March (L.O.D. Rage Mix). Al Jourgensen could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Linc Laotzu's chin.

Jourgensen
vs
Laotzu

192 cm
20
240 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

185 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Jourgensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Linc Laotzu!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shirou Masuda and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jourgensen misses with a two punch combination.
Jourgensen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jourgensen misses with a two punch combination.
Laotzu pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Jourgensen drops Laotzu with a right and a left! Jourgensen comes rushing in but Laotzu regains his composure and manages to keep Jourgensen in guard.

Laotzu is rocked!

It looks like Linc Laotzu has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jourgensen postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Laotzu's head off the mat! Laotzu is out! He's out! Jourgensen jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Al Jourgensen!
A very excited looking Al Jourgensen rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.