PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Shaggy Shank (ranked 24782 p4p, 642 weight class) and Sledge Harrison (ranked 25188 p4p, 652 weight class). Harrison comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sex Machine by James Brown kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Shank
vs
Harrison

185 cm
19
188 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

178 cm
18
192 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shaggy Shank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sledge Harrison!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harrison takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Shank lands a left and a right that send Harrison crashing to the mat, dazed. Shank thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Sledge Harrison has been cut.
We've been told by Shank's head coaches at Jitsu Jim that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Shank throws a body shot but no joy.
Shank is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Shank shuts the power down on Harrison. Lights out, game over! Shank is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Shaggy Shank!
The defeated Sledge Harrison had this to say: 'I'm just gonna get right back up! Ain't nothing stopping the groovy lovin' sex machine! Right on baby!'.