PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fuckya Mother (ranked 8322 p4p, 517 weight class) and Evan Page (ranked 4995 p4p, 438 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Mother
vs
Page

176 cm
20
155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

170 cm
18
150 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Fanatic Inc.
Red Light Coffeeshop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Fuckya Mother!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Evan Page!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mother decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Page is trying to escape back to his feet but Mother uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Mother trying to control the position but Page is working away.
Mother misses with the ground and pound.
Page wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Mother tries for a kimura but Page is defending well.
Mother working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Page is not content to let Mother control the position.

Mother is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Page is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Mother wants to control but Page is keeping him busy.

Mother thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Page is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Mother asserts his dominance and retains side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mother is trying to get an arm triangle but Page is defending well.

Mother tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Mother lands a few punches from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mother wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Page, who protects the arm well.

Mother has hold of Page's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Page tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Mother cranks the arm and Page screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Page, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Fuckya Mother!