PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bjorn Helgi (ranked 3965 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Fuckboi (ranked 4937 p4p, 0 weight class). Bjorn Helgi has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Helgi
vs
Fuckboi

178 cm
46
169 lbs
48 - 25 - 1

198 cm
26
163 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 48 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bjorn Helgi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny Fuckboi!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Saam Ante and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckboi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Helgi.
Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helgi with a nice cross.

It looks like Danny Fuckboi has been cut.
Helgi throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckboi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Helgi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Helgi misses with a head kick.
Helgi connects with a solid leg kick.
Fuckboi lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Bjorn Helgi has been cut.
Fuckboi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Helgi just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckboi fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fuckboi has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Helgi cracks Fuckboi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Helgi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fuckboi.
Helgi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Helgi keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Helgi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckboi lands a nice shot to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helgi.
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bjorn Helgi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Danny Fuckboi.
Helgi scores with a nice strike.
Helgi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Helgi throws a shot to the body.
Helgi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Helgi misses the shot to the body.
Fuckboi avoids a punch combination nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helgi.
Helgi misses with a wild body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helgi.
Helgi throws a sloppy head kick and Fuckboi moves out of range easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No joy there for Fuckboi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helgi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Fuckboi is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helgi drops Fuckboi with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Fuckboi! Helgi dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bjorn Helgi!
After winning the bout, Bjorn Helgi thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.