PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 427 p4p, 70 weight class) and Thor Hammer (ranked 759 p4p, 102 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Scrotum
vs
Hammer

185 cm
22
177 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

188 cm
22
185 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Thor Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Scrotum counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum throws a right hand that misses
and Hammer counters with a nice uppercut.
Hammer jabs Scrotum right on the nose. Scrotum blinks but takes it well.
Scrotum misses with a hook
and Hammer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hammer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Hammer throws a body shot but no joy.
Scrotum misses with a lunging right hand
and Hammer counters with a straight right hand.
Hammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Scrotum.
Hammer missing with a left hand there. Scrotum was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hammer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Scrotum.
Scrotum looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hammer.
Scrotum throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hammer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hammer thows a leg kick but Scrotum checks it
and Scrotum counters with a straight right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hammer. Scrotum does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hammer misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hammer throws a hook but Scrotum avoids it easily.
Hammer slips under a jab from Scrotum.
Hammer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Scrotum thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hammer throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Scrotum to counter with a crisp jab.
Hammer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hammer throws a lazy uppercut

and Scrotum counters by clinching up.

Hammer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Scrotum ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Scrotum bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Scrotum takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Scrotum lands with a hook. Hammer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hammer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer misses with a body shot.
Scrotum connects with a right hand. Hammer shakes it off.
Scrotum is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hammer keeps the fight on the outside.
Hammer lands a nice hook to Scrotum's body. Scrotum takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Scrotum staying out of range there.
Scrotum looks to land a right hand but Hammer moved out of range.
Scrotum misses with a straight right.
Scrotum keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hammer.
Scrotum misses with a straight right.
Scrotum swings widly with a right hand
and Hammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Scrotum walks into a stiff left hand from Hammer.
Scrotum misses with a right hand
and Hammer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Scrotum slips a jab from Hammer.
The fighters circling - Scrotum throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hammer.
Hammer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Scrotum had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Scrotum misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice defenses there by Scrotum.
Scrotum keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hammer.

Scrotum darts in and clinches Hammer up against the cage.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammer.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Hammer tries to break free but Scrotum pushes him back against the cage.
Scrotum lands with a left to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum takes a shot to the head.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum scores with a shot to the side of Hammer's head.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hammer swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hairy Scrotum will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hammer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A little jabbing left from Hammer on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hammer throws a body shot but no joy.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Hammer.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Hammer.
Hammer avoids the body shot from Scrotum.
Hammer throws the left hand but Scrotum avoids the punch easily.
Thor Hammer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hammer drops his hands momentarily and Scrotum takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Scrotum slips under a jab from Hammer.
Hammer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Scrotum throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum blocks a jab.
Scrotum slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Scrotum throws an off balance right hand
and Hammer counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Scrotum misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a left hand
and Hammer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hammer blocks a jab.
Scrotum misses with a wild body shot.
Scrotum tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hammer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hammer throws a leg kick which misses Scrotum's front leg but catches the back leg as Scrotum tries to avoid it.
Scrotum throws a hook but Hammer avoids it easily.
Scrotum is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammer.
A big right from Hammer misses.
Scrotum is looking to clinch.
Scrotum swings widly with a right hand
and Hammer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Scrotum lands a nice shot that snaps Hammer's head back.
Scrotum throws a jab when Hammer was well out of range.
Hammer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut.
Hammer now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Scrotum throws a hook to the side of Hammer's head but Hammer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hammer throws the left hand but Scrotum avoids the punch easily.
Hammer throws an overhand right that lands on Scrotum's shoulder, as Scrotum tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum wants to clinch.
Scrotum missing with a left hand there. Hammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hammer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hammer staying out of range there.
Hammer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Scrotum. Scrotum circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Scrotum throws a poor cross that misses
and Hammer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Scrotum thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hammer connects with a crisp jab.
Hammer slips a jab from Scrotum.
Hammer lands a nice hook to Scrotum's body. Scrotum takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Scrotum throws an overhand right that lands on Hammer's shoulder, as Hammer tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hammer.
Scrotum loads up on a big right hand but Hammer slips the punch.
Scrotum misses with a straight left.
Scrotum is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Scrotum throws a looping overhand right but Hammer ducks down to avoid it.
Hammer loads up on a big right hand but Scrotum slips the punch.
A big right from Hammer misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Scrotum drives through and clinches with Hammer against the cage.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Hammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hammer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum tries to work over Hammer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Hammer.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Scrotum.
Hammer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Hammer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Thor Hammer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!

Nice shot by Scrotum.
Hammer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hammer slips under a jab.
It seemed like Hammer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Scrotum swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Hammer to counter with a crisp jab.
Hammer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Scrotum looks to land a left hand but Hammer moved out of range nicely.
Scrotum rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hammer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hammer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Scrotum ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammer misses with an uppercut.
An attempted straight right counter from Scrotum misses the target.
Scrotum looks to land a right hand but Hammer moved out of range.
A big left from Scrotum misses.
It seemed like Hammer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Scrotum misses the target.
Scrotum avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer ducks under a wild hook from Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a lazy uppercut
and Hammer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Scrotum fails to land with a series of punches.
Hammer throws out a counter right but Scrotum avoids it with no problem.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Hammer.
Scrotum walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Scrotum takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hammer throws a lazy right hand but Scrotum sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with a straight left.
Scrotum swings widly with a right hand
and Hammer counters with a nice body shot.
Scrotum throws an overhand right that lands on Hammer's shoulder, as Hammer tries to avoid the shot.
Hammer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Scrotum.
Scrotum cracks Hammer with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum throws out a loose jab but Hammer uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammer swings for the body but Scrotum moves out of range.
Hammer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Scrotum.
Hammer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hammer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hammer connects with a jab.
Scrotum rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice shot by Hammer.
Scrotum throws a shot from downtown. Hammer moves away and avoids it.
Hammer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hammer misses the jab.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut. Hammer saw that one coming.
Hammer was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer slips a jab from Scrotum.
A little jabbing left from Hammer on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A slow jab from Scrotum misses its intended target.
Hammer now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hammer jabs Scrotum to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Scrotum misses with a hook. Hammer ducked under it nicely.
Scrotum misses with a wild body shot.
Hammer blocks a jab.
Hammer moves away from the strike by Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a lazy uppercut
and Hammer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum looks to land a combination but Hammer avoids it well.
Scrotum misses the jab.
Hammer was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Scrotum tries to clinch up but Hammer circles away and keeps his distance.
Scrotum throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hammer counters with a thumping low kick.

Scrotum clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Hammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum lands an uppercut.
Hammer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum tries to work over Hammer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scrotum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from Scrotum.

Hammer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hammer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Scrotum looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Scrotum looks to land a right hand but Hammer moved out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Hairy Scrotum did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Scrotum misses the body punch
and Hammer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Scrotum throws a sloppy body shot
and Hammer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Scrotum takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hammer defending well as Scrotum loads up on a big left hand.
Scrotum rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hammer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hammer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A jab lands there for Scrotum.
Hammer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Scrotum.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body punch from Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with a body shot
and Hammer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Scrotum swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Scrotum misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Scrotum on the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut.
Hammer tries a quick counter leg kick but Scrotum is wise to it.
Scrotum keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hammer.
Hammer throws a series of punches but Scrotum avoids them all with ease.
Scrotum lands a two punch combo.
Scrotum ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hammer moves away.
Scrotum scores with a jab. Hammer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Hammer is rocked!
Scrotum slips a straight right by Hammer.
Scrotum ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hammer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Scrotum sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Scrotum takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Scrotum lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hammer is still on wobbly legs! Can Scrotum finish him?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scrotum lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Hammer up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Scrotum from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Hammer's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum retains his welterweight title!
Hairy Scrotum really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Vikai Gear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.