PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Oenomaus Doctore (ranked 1423 p4p, 64 weight class) and Nigel Nobody (ranked 1841 p4p, 88 weight class). Doctore comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica - . Nobody has chosen Red - Same Disease as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Doctore
vs
Nobody

168 cm
22
136 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

162 cm
22
137 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

BuriedAlive// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oenomaus Doctore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nigel Nobody!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nobody checks a leg kick.
And Nobody tries to counter it with a takedown but Doctore pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Doctore tried to score with a low kick but Nobody checks it.
Nobody connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Doctore's hands.
Doctore throws a jab when Nobody was well out of range.
Doctore does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nobody looks to throw the jab but Doctore is out of range.
Nobody connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nobody has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Doctore is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Doctore scores with a decent looking hook.
Nobody scores with a one two! Doctore had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
We've been told by Doctore's head coaches at River's Edge Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nice sprawl there from Doctore as Nobody shoots in.
A big right from Nobody misses.
Nobody misses with a leg kick

and Doctore holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Nobody scores with a shot to the side of Doctore's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doctore working aggressively here.
Doctore gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Nobody.
Doctore blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nobody struggles to land a body shot inside as Doctore controls his hands.

Doctore escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doctore ducks under a wild hook from Nobody.
Doctore appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Doctore throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nobody sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Doctore takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doctore lands a jab to the head.
Nobody throws a shot from downtown. Doctore moves away and avoids it.
Nobody lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nobody sizes up Doctore with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nobody shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Doctore as he jumps to the side.
Oenomaus Doctore has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nigel Nobody.
Nobody checks the leg kick.
Doctore looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nobody buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Doctore throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nice uppercut there from Doctore.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nobody thumps Doctore with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nobody throws a hook but Doctore avoids it easily.
Doctore checks a leg kick.
Nobody connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
An inside leg kick from Nobody misses.
Doctore misses with a kick to the body.
Nobody feints the counter takedown.
Nobody lands with a nice body punch.
Nobody scores with a nice head shot.
Good shot there by Nobody.
A slow jab from Nobody misses its intended target.
Nobody thumps Doctore with a low kick.
Nobody walks into a jab.
A big left from Doctore misses.
Nobody is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Nobody throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Doctore.
Nobody throws a jab but it's blocked by Doctore.
Doctore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doctore connects with the punch.
Nobody throws a chopping leg kick but Doctore manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A slow jab from Doctore misses its intended target.
Nobody throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doctore swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Doctore feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Nobodys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oenomaus Doctore is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nobody.
Nigel Nobody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doctore stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nobody.
Nobody pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doctore throwing a counter right hand but Nobody manages to avoid it.
Doctore takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nobody works Doctore's body with a nice hook.
Nobody misses with a low kick.
Nobody looks to land a left hand but Doctore moved out of range nicely.
Doctore went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Doctore tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nobody paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nobody throws a solid leg kick but Doctore takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Nobody.
Nobody misses with an uppercut. Doctore saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doctore throws a leg kick but Nobody checks it.
Doctore scores with a hook to the body. Nobody takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Nobody misses.
Doctore looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nobody looks to land a right hand but Doctore moved out of range.
Nobody throws a looping overhand right but Doctore ducks down to avoid it.
Nobody misses with a head kick.
Nobody tries to land a leg kick but Doctore saw it coming and moves away.
Doctore half committed to a counter leg kick.
Doctore moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nobody feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Doctore's calf.
Doctore throws a wild body kick that Nobody sees coming a mile off.
Doctore scores with a jab.
Nobody takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nobody tries to work over Doctore's front leg with a kick but Doctore checks it.
Nobody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doctore is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nobody jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doctore was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Doctore looks to score with a jab to the body but Nobody is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nigel Nobody dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Nobody avoids the head kick by Doctore.
Nobody changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A big right from Doctore misses.
And Nobody tries to counter it with a takedown but Doctore pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Doctore stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nobody.
Doctore takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Doctore moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nobody pivots, looking for a leg kick but Doctore is out of range and Nobody settles back down.
Doctore is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A telegraphed right hand from Doctore misses the target.
Nobody scores with a jab to the body.
Doctore pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nobody feints the counter takedown.
Nobody connects with a nice looking jab.
Nobody fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nobody ducks under a wild hook from Doctore.
Doctore throws a solid leg kick but Nobody takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Doctore.
Nobody uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doctore attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nobody is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nobody lunges at Doctore with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Doctore's hand.

Doctore is rocked!
Nigel Nobody seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nobody throws a quick inside leg kick.
Oh Doctore is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Doctore blocks a head kick by Nobody.
Doctore is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Nobody.
Doctore seems to have got his legs back now.
Nobody misses with a combination
and Doctore counters with an inside leg kick.
Doctore pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nobody misses with a straight left.
Nobody misses the body punch
and Doctore counters with a nice uppercut.
Doctore is looking to land body kicks.
Nobody changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Nobody's corner calls for a 1-2. Nobody obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Doctore lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Doctore tries to move into range but Nobody moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Doctore is looking to land body kicks.
Nice defenses there by Doctore.
Nobody throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doctore sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Nobody.
Nobody has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nobody lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nobody takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doctore pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nobody is out of range and Doctore settles back down.
Nobody throws a jab when Doctore was well out of range.
Doctore is looking to clinch but Nobody is avoiding it.
Doctore throws a looping overhand right but Nobody ducks down to avoid it.
Nobody throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Doctore counters with a low kick, right behind Nobody 's knee.
Nobody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It appears Doctore was looking to counter with a kick there.
Nobody is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Doctore thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Nobody if he has to take too many more of those.
Doctore looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nobody looks to land a left hand but Doctore moved out of range nicely.
Nobody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nobody checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nobody throws a head kick that half lands.
Doctore blocks a jab.
Doctore on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Doctore bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Doctore thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doctore avoids the head kick by Nobody.
Doctore has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Nobody.
Nobody fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Doctore misses with a wild combination.
Doctore takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nobody steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doctore.
Doctore misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doctore is looking to clinch but Nobody is avoiding it.
Nobody shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Doctore jabs at Nobody's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nobody slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nobody tests Doctore's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Doctore misses the shot to the body.
Nobody connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Doctore uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nobody.
Doctore throws out a leg kick but Nobody moves out of range and Doctore only half commits.
Nobody is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
The fighters circling - Nobody throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doctore on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nobody thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nobody on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Nobody does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Good leg kick by Nobody there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nigel Nobody showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Doctore dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nobody. That did some damage!
A telegraphed right hand from Doctore misses the target.
Nobody connects with a jab.
Doctore stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nobody.
Nobody lands with a hook. Doctore tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nobody throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nobody cracks Doctore with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nobody throws a front kick aimed at Doctore's knee but Doctore avoids it well.
Nobody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doctore was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Doctore throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nobody misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doctore misses with a head kick.
A big right from Nobody misses.
Doctore slips a straight right by Nobody.
Doctore chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nobody can pounce on him.
Decent striking displayed by Doctore there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Nobody.
Doctore misses with a body kick.
Nobody swings widly with a right hand
and Doctore counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nobody misses with a straight right.
Doctore chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nobody can pounce on him.
Nice defenses there by Nobody.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doctore. Nobody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nobody slips a straight right by Doctore.
Nobody works the jab nicely.
Doctore wants to land a leg kick but Nobody is out of range.
Good leg kick by Doctore there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The fight stays on the outside here - Doctore looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Doctore looks to score with a jab to the body but Nobody is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doctore takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nobody throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doctore is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Doctore connects with a looping right hand.
Doctore moves out of range as Nobody strikes.
Doctore thuds his right hand into Nobody's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nobody lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nobody wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Doctore blocks a head kick by Nobody.
An attempted straight right counter from Doctore misses the target.
Doctore blocks a jab.
Nobody blocks a jab.
Doctore does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nobody pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nobody moves forwards but Doctore connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nobody swings for the body but Doctore moves out of range.
Nobody swats away the attempt to clinch by Doctore.
Oenomaus Doctore has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nobody lands a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doctore. Nobody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doctore swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doctore. Nobody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nobody changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Nobody pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nigel Nobody is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Doctore takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Doctore with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nobody to score with a decent uppercut.
Doctore bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Nobody's head backwards.
Good exchange - Doctore coming out on top.
Nobody steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doctore.
Nobody pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doctore lands with a good body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nobody thuds a left hand into Doctore's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doctore misses with a hook.
An inside leg kick lands from Doctore.
Nobody throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nobody throws an overhand right that lands on Doctore's shoulder, as Doctore tries to avoid the shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Doctore misses the target.
Doctore looks for the body kick but Nobody saw that one coming.
Doctore just misses with a punch to the body.
Nobody drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Doctore defends it well.
Nobody throws a head kick but Doctore moves out of range.
Doctore misses the shot to the body.
Doctore looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nobody throws a head kick that misses.
A quick step to the side and Doctore tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.

Doctore has closed the distance and engaged Nobody in a clinch.
Doctore misses with a punch to the body.
Doctore tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nobody's elbow.
Doctore lands with a short shot to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Nigel Nobody.
I've got Nobody winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 28:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nigel Nobody!
Nigel Nobody decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.