PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Olen Sargent (ranked 24723 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Asznee (ranked 5158 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Sargent
vs
Asznee

208 cm
22
177 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

150 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Olen Sargent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Asznee!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sargent looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Sargent really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sargent wanted to stand there but Asznee had control of the position.
Sargent being controlled here momentarily.
Sargent would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Asznee should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Asznee working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Sargent has passed into half guard!
The fighters are battling for position here. Asznee manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Asznee working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sargent doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sargent manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Asznee will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Sargent trying to stand up but can't free himself from Asznee's guard.
Asznee looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Asznee looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Sargent wants to stand but Asznee is controlling his posture from full guard.
Asznee looking to control.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Asznee looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Asznee content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Asznee throws a strike but Sargent avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sargent wants to get back to his feet but Asznee is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Asznee looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sargent is trying to control the position but Asznee postures up.
Sargent looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Asznee engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Asznee trying to control the position from guard on top but Sargent is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Asznee shoots in and gets a takedown into Sargent's guard.
Asznee is in close to Sargent's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Asznee looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Asznee has eaten all the pies!
Sargent trying to control the position here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Asznee loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Asznee dominated that round.
That's time! Sargent's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Asznee looking to score a takedown here. Sargent is defending well but Asznee drives through and ends up in Sargent's guard.
Asznee postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Sargent is rocked!
Asznee loads up on a big left hand. Sargent felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Asznee looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Sargent can't hide his disappointment, as Asznee celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Asznee!