PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sarfraz Ali (ranked 1716 p4p, 175 weight class) and Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 1981 p4p, 194 weight class). Sarfraz Ali had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Ali
vs
Piss Bladder

165 cm
22
155 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
158 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London
Aspire Nutrition

Urban Fighter
XFighter Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Sarfraz Ali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piss Bladder punishes Ali's body with a nice straight punch.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ali takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Piss Bladder throws a jab but it's blocked by Ali.
Ali looks to score with a jab to the body but Piss Bladder is just out of range.
It seemed like Piss Bladder was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Piss Bladder has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Piss Bladder lands with a right hand.
Piss Bladder throws out a loose jab but Ali uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ali swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Ali takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ali displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
Donk. Piss Bladder catches Ali right on the button with a cross.
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. Ali was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ali throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Piss Bladder connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ali slips under a jab.
Ali throws a sloppy head kick and Piss Bladder moves out of range easily.
Piss Bladder throws out a counter right but Ali avoids it with no problem.
Ali has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Frenzied Rainbows Multi-Combat in the buildup to the fight.
Ali gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Piss Bladder stuns Ali with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Ali bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Ali misses the target.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Piss Bladder!
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
Ali doesn't manage to clinch there - Piss Bladder circles away.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piss Bladder throws a body shot but no joy.
Ali is looking for a counter combo.
Ali walks into a left hand.
Ali slips a straight right by Piss Bladder.
A quick step to the side and Ali tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. Ali was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Piss Bladder needs to keep his hands up - Ali had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Swollen Piss Bladder has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piss Bladder displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ali throws out the jab.
Piss Bladder misses with a combination
and Ali counters with a left to the body.
Ali slips a jab from Piss Bladder.
Ali ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Piss Bladder keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ali.
Ali on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Piss Bladder looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for Piss Bladder.
Ali takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Piss Bladder getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ali was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
It looked like Ali wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice defenses there by Ali.
An attempted straight right counter from Ali misses the target.
Ali is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Piss Bladder moves away from the strike by Ali.
Piss Bladder misses the jab.
Piss Bladder misses the shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ali.
Ali misses with a kick to the body.
Ali fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder throws out a counter right but Ali avoids it with no problem.
A looping hook to the body misses from Piss Bladder. Ali does a little dance to reset his feet.
Piss Bladder lands a nice shot that snaps Ali's head back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ali slips under a jab.
Ali misses with a two punch combination.
A swing and a miss from Ali.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piss Bladder throws a poor cross that misses
and Ali cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Piss Bladder keeps the fight on the outside.
Piss Bladder lands with a nice combination. Ali backs away looking to recover.
Piss Bladder misses with a jab, cross combination.
A quick step to the side and Ali tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ali slips under a jab from Piss Bladder.
Ali blocks a jab.
Piss Bladder throws a looping overhand right but Ali ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Piss Bladder misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Swollen Piss Bladder dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Swollen Piss Bladder's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Piss Bladder takes one to the side of the head.
Ali misses with a jab to the body
and Piss Bladder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ali is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ali slips under a jab from Piss Bladder.
A little feinted left hand from Ali on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ali lands a leg kick that knocks Piss Bladder off balance momentarily.
Piss Bladder misses with an uppercut. Ali saw that one coming.
Ali swings for the body but Piss Bladder moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Piss Bladder does no damage.
Piss Bladder scores with a body shot.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ali avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook. Ali ducked under it nicely.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piss Bladder misses with a left hand
and Ali counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Piss Bladder thinking.
Piss Bladder throws a nice looking combination but Ali bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ali is looking to counter punch.
Ali's corner calls for a 1-2. Ali obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Piss Bladder closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Piss Bladder throws a shot from downtown. Ali moves away and avoids it.
Ali swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Ali.

Ali pushes Piss Bladder up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Ali.
Ali cracks Piss Bladder with a nice body shot.
Ali fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ali working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Piss Bladder's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piss Bladder lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Piss Bladder works the jab nicely.
Piss Bladder moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Piss Bladder stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Ali uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Ali tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Piss Bladder manages to circle out of the way.
Piss Bladder takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ali throws a looping overhand right but Piss Bladder ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ali looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ali stuns Piss Bladder with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Piss Bladder keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ali.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder moves away from the strike by Ali.
Piss Bladder has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Piss Bladder throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piss Bladder misses with a straight right.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ali moves away.
Ali is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Piss Bladder cracks Ali with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ali has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A jab from Ali misses.
Donk. Piss Bladder catches Ali right on the button with a cross.
Piss Bladder misses with a left hand
and Ali counters with a two punch combo.

Piss Bladder is rocked!
Piss Bladder misses with a left hand
and Ali counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Piss Bladder has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sarfraz Ali!
Our winner, Sarfraz Ali, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.