PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bork Laser (ranked 5417 p4p, 532 weight class) and Jake Sekany (ranked 4672 p4p, 467 weight class). Laser comes to the cage accompanied by Enforcer. The crowd seem to be enjoying Sekany's choice of entrance music: John Fogerty-Centerfield. Jake Sekany is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Laser
vs
Sekany

185 cm
25
270 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

195 cm
21
287 lbs
4 - 10 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Green Machine Nutritional Supplements
Fanatic Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bork Laser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Sekany!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Sekany misses.
Laser throws a wild body kick that Sekany sees coming a mile off.
Sekany throws a wild body kick that Laser sees coming a mile off.
Laser misses with the combination.
Sekany throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Sekany moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Laser takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Sekany! Laser is out on his feet! Sekany rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Laser is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Laser is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Sekany!
A very excited looking Jake Sekany rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.