PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baraka Obamacare (ranked 4468 p4p, 502 weight class) and Top Shelf (ranked 3973 p4p, 463 weight class). Obamacare comes to the cage accompanied by Etnoscope - Odin's Kraft. Baraka Obamacare is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Obamacare
vs
Shelf

185 cm
31
176 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

185 cm
28
177 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Baraka Obamacare!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Top Shelf!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obamacare throws a body shot but no joy.
Shelf swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obamacare doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Obamacare takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shelf. Obamacare does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shelf throws a lazy right hand but Obamacare sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Shelf avoids a punch combination nicely.
Shelf misses with a wild body shot.
Obamacare misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Shelf appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Obamacare fails to land with a series of punches.
A little jabbing left from Shelf on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obamacare throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Obamacare rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shelf moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A nice side step and Shelf releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Obamacare throws a series of punches but Shelf moves out of range.
Obamacare throws a combination that misses
and Shelf connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obamacare ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shelf slips a jab and a cross from Obamacare.
Shelf connects with the punch.
Shelf lands with a cross.
Shelf changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Obamacare throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obamacare misses with a series of wild punches.
A little jabbing left from Shelf on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Baraka Obamacare seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obamacare misses with a wild combination.
Shelf stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Obamacare misses with a left hand
and Shelf counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shelf missing with a left hand there. Obamacare was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obamacare steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shelf.
As Shelf looks to move away, Obamacare throws a big counter combo but Shelf just gets out of the way.
Obamacare swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shelf stuns Obamacare with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Obamacare uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shelf.
Obamacare looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Shelf slips under a jab from Obamacare.
Shelf has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A decent looking cross lands there for Shelf.
Obamacare throws a nice looking combination but Shelf bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
It seemed like Shelf was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obamacare throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shelf.
Shelf dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shelf lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

It looks like Baraka Obamacare has been cut.
Shelf lands an overhand right.
Obamacare throws a hook but Shelf blocks it.
Shelf slips a jab and a cross from Obamacare.
Obamacare misses with a series of wild punches.
A shot to the body from Obamacare misses
and Shelf counters with a straight right hand.
Obamacare takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Obamacare throws a right and a left that Shelf avoids nicely.
Shelf throws out a counter right but Obamacare avoids it with no problem.
Obamacare throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Obamacare comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Obamacare slips under a jab.
Shelf lands with a hook. Obamacare tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Shelf works Obamacare's body with a nice hook.
Obamacare will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Shelf looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shelf throws a body shot but no joy.
Obamacare will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Shelf.
Shelf walks into a left hand.
Obamacare misses with a hook
and Obamacare takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shelf swings for the body but Obamacare moves out of range.
Obamacare tries to bum rush Shelf with a series of wild strikes but Shelf uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shelf. Obamacare does a little dance to reset his feet.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Obamacare! Shelf is backing up but he can't get away as Obamacare lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Shelf and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Baraka Obamacare!
A relieved looking Baraka Obamacare thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.