PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stones Mahones (ranked 5775 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pal Heindrich (ranked 23538 p4p, 0 weight class). Mahones comes to the cage accompanied by This Is My BOOMSTICK. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Mahones
vs
Heindrich

205 cm
36
281 lbs
18 - 8 - 1

194 cm
20
250 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Stones Mahones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pal Heindrich!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Reed Andrews and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heindrich blocks the body kick.
Heindrich tries to counter with a clinch but Mahones shakes him off and moves away.
Mahones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Heindrich looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Heindrich blocks the body kick.
Mahones throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Heindrich swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mahones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mahones scores with a shot to the body.
Heindrich looks winded!
Mahones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Heindrich tries to counter with a clinch but Mahones shakes him off and moves away.
Mahones circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Heindrich to the canvas! Heindrich doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Mahones keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stones Mahones!
A very excited looking Stones Mahones rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.