PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tyler Durden (ranked 430 p4p, 54 weight class) and Henrique Ramos (ranked 556 p4p, 69 weight class). Durden comes to the cage accompanied by Where Is My Mind. The crowd seem to be enjoying Ramos's choice of entrance music: Sepultura - Nomad. Tyler Durden could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Henrique Ramos's chin.

Durden
vs
Ramos

180 cm
30
157 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

167 cm
33
159 lbs
30 - 18 - 0

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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyler Durden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Henrique Ramos!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Durden moves into range and connects with a jab.
A jab from Durden finds it's way through Ramos's defenses.
Ramos on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ramos lands with a nice body punch.
Durden ducks under a wild hook from Ramos.
Durden darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Durden attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Durden connects with an inside leg kick.
Ramos avoids a punch combination nicely.
Durden connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ramos. Ramos circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Durden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ramos.
Henrique Ramos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ramos takes a swing at Durden's ribcage but misses.
Durden looks to score with a jab to the body but Ramos is just out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Durden tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ramos is able to avoid easily.
Ramos looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Ramos misses with an uppercut
and Durden counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Durden attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Durden misses with a body kick.
Ramos drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Durden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramos takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Durden lands a glancing blow to the side of Ramos's head.
Ramos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Durden throws a hook to the side of Ramos's head but Ramos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tyler Durden is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A left lands for Durden.
Durden throws a front kick aimed at Ramos's knee but Ramos avoids it well.
Ramos thows a leg kick but Durden checks it
and Ramos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ramos throws the left hand but Durden avoids the punch easily.
Durden throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Ramos let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Durden throws a body shot but no joy.
Ramos shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Ramos avoids the body shot from Durden.
Ramos walks into a straight right hand from Durden.
Ramos misses with a straight left.
Durden is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Durden lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Durden throws a front kick aimed at Ramos's knee but Ramos avoids it well.
Ramos counters with a body kick.
Ramos takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Ramos clinches up with Durden and pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Durden.

Ramos manages to break the clinch.
Ramos looks to score with a jab to the body but Durden is just out of range.
Ramos throws a body kick that misses
and Durden counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ramos scores with a sloppy right hand. Durden should have avoided that one.
Durden misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Durden misses the target.
Durden takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Durden throws a low kick, looking for Ramos's leg but Ramos calmly moves out of range.
Ramos looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A counter left hand to the body from Durden misses its target.
Durden is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Ramos thumps Durden with a low kick.
Ramos tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ramos throws a lazy uppercut
and Durden counters with a nice uppercut.
Ramos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Durden appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Ramos misses with a body shot.
Ramos takes one to the side of the head.
Ramos throws the left hand but Durden avoids the punch easily.
Durden moves out of range of the body kick.
Durden takes a swing at Ramos's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramos is looking to land body kicks.
Durden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Durden on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ramos. Ramos obviously looking to wear him down.
Ramos takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ramos swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Durden.
Durden lands with a shot to the body.
Durden connects with a nice looking jab.
Ramos misses with a straight left.
Ramos walks into a straight right hand from Durden.
Ramos ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durden moves away.
Ramos bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Ramos just misses with a punch to the body.
Durden throwing a counter right hand but Ramos manages to avoid it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ramos lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Durden has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Durden and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Durden misses with a wild body shot.
Durden throws a leg kick
and Ramos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Ramos.
Ramos stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Durden.
Ramos throws a shot from downtown. Durden moves away and avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ramos avoids the body shot from Durden.
Good standup being displayed there by Ramos as he connects with a hook.
Ramos checks the leg kick.
Durden throws a hook to the side of Ramos's head but Ramos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Durden scoring well with a low kick there.
Durden is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Durden just misses with a punch to the body.
A slow jab from Ramos misses its intended target.
Ramos misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Durden.
Durden appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Ramos takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Durden moves out of range of the body kick.
Durden swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ramos misses with a low kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Durden checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Ramos fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ramos fails in his attempt to clinch.
Durden avoids the body shot from Ramos.
Ramos doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ramos looks to land a right hand but Durden moved out of range.
Durden thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyler Durden dominated that round.
That's time! Durden's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ramos takes a jab right on the kisser.
Durden avoids the head kick by Ramos.
Ramos throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Ramos ducks under a wild hook from Durden.
A swing and a miss from Durden.
Ramos misses with a jab to the body
and Durden counters with a nice uppercut.
Durden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ramos.
Ramos throws a hook to the side of Durden's head but Durden sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Durden swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Ramos misses the target.
A little feinted left hand from Durden on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Durden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ramos can do to turn this around?
Durden thumps Ramos with a low kick.
Ramos throws a sloppy head kick and Durden moves out of range easily.
Durden misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick by Ramos misses
and Durden counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ramos tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Durden is able to avoid easily.
Durden scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ramos looks to land a left hand but Durden moved out of range nicely.
That kick from Durden tenderised Ramos's leg. Ramos is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Durden scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Ramos shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Ramos not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Well, if Ramos is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Ramos is trying to control the action in half guard but Durden is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Durden avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Ramos.
Ramos throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Durden is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Globo Gym, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Durden is holding on to half guard well.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Durden tries to get to full guard but Ramos has control of the leg.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Ramos lets loose with a powerful body kick. Durden will feel that in the morning.
Ramos fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ramos just misses with a punch to the body.
Ramos throws the left hand but Durden avoids the punch easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Durden.
Durden checks a leg kick nicely.
Durden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ramos.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left lands for Durden.
Ramos scores with a jab to the body.
Durden misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Durden was well out of range. Poor timing from Ramos.
Ramos throws a nice outside leg kick.
No joy there for Ramos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ramos digs a good body shot into Durden's ribs.
Ramos throws a leg kick
and Durden counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ramos thumps Durden with a low kick.
Ramos scores with a leg kick.
Durden dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ramos. That did some damage!
Durden throws a hook to the side of Ramos's head but Ramos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ramos's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ramos ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durden moves away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Durden.
Ramos throws a jab when Durden was well out of range.
Ramos avoids the body shot from Durden.
Durden digs a good hook to Ramos's body.
Nice uppercut lands for Durden. That snapped Ramos's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ramos misses with a head kick.
Ramos ducks under a wild hook from Durden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Durden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ramos.
Ramos ducks right into an uppercut from Durden.
Ramos avoids a kick to the body.
Ramos waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Durden.
Ramos looks for the body kick but Durden saw that one coming.
Durden blocks a jab.
Durden looks to score with a jab to the body but Ramos is just out of range.
Ramos counters with a body kick.
A slow jab from Ramos misses its intended target.
A low kick from Ramos misses
and Durden cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ramos throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Durden fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ramos is out of range.
Ramos misses with a hook. Durden ducked under it nicely.
Ramos throws a hook to the side of Durden's head but Durden sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
An attempted straight right counter from Durden misses the target.
Durden drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ramos takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ramos misses with a wild body shot.
Ramos swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Tyler Durden will probably get the nod.
That's time! Durden's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Ramos tries a low kick but Durden avoids it.
Durden tests Ramos's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ramos.
Ramos drops his hands momentarily and Durden takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ramos works Durden's body with a nice hook.
Durden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ramos.
Durden fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ramos checks it well.
Durden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ramos.
Ramos is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Ramos jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Durden fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ramos.
Durden misses with a body kick.
Ramos has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Durden with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Ramos clinches up with Durden and pushes him back against the cage.

Durden manages to break the clinch.
Ramos checks the leg kick.
Durden blocks a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Durden.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Durden. No joy for Ramos on that attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Durden. Ramos does a little dance to reset his feet.
A little jabbing left from Ramos on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Durden scores with a jab.
Durden tests Ramos's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ramos thumps Durden with a low kick.
Durden connects with a body shot.
Durden works the jab nicely.
Ramos swings for the body but Durden moves out of range.
Ramos just misses with a punch to the body.
Jab, jab by Durden - just one landing.
Durden tests Ramos's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Durden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ramos moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Durden chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ramos can pounce on him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Durden throws a body kick that misses.
Durden swings for the body but Ramos moves out of range.
Tyler Durden is winning the standup battle so far.
Durden throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ramos is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden with a nice cross.
Durden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ramos.
Durden's corner calls for a 1-2. Durden obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ramos misses with a head kick.
Durden connects with an inside leg kick.
Durden is looking to land body kicks.
Ramos throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Durden looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ramos takes one on the button.
Durden misses with a hook.
A nice inside leg kick there by Durden. That's going to slow Ramos down.
Ramos ducks under a wild hook from Durden.
Durden connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ramos clobbers Durden with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ramos misses with a low kick.
Durden takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ramos fails with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramos tries to land a leg kick but Durden saw it coming and moves away.
Ramos throws a looping overhand right but Durden ducks down to avoid it.
Ramos looks to throw the jab but Durden is out of range.
Durden misses with a straight right.
Durden throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ramos throws a push kick but Durden slaps the foot to one side.
Durden showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ramos.
Durden throws out a powerful jab.
Durden drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ramos scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ramos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Durden throws a shot from downtown. Ramos moves away and avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Durden on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Durden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Durden swings for the body but Ramos moves out of range.
Ramos misses with a kick to the body.
Ramos throws a looping overhand right but Durden ducks down to avoid it.
Durden throws the kick towards the body but Ramos avoids it.
Ramos takes one on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ramos misses the shot to the body.
Ramos lets loose with a powerful body kick. Durden will feel that in the morning.
Durden lunges at Ramos with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ramos's hand.
Durden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ramos was well out of range. Poor timing from Durden.
Ramos connects with a right hand. Durden shakes it off.
Ramos connects with an inside leg kick.
Ramos throws a shot to the body.
Henrique Ramos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A jab from Ramos misses.
Durden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Durden misses the shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyler Durden showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Durden, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyler Durden!
A relieved looking Tyler Durden thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.