PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Highpants (ranked 2419 p4p, 319 weight class) and Splash Wetness (ranked 2340 p4p, 310 weight class). Wetness has chosen Pump Up The Jam- Technotronic as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Highpants
vs
Wetness

185 cm
37
215 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

203 cm
24
215 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harry Highpants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Splash Wetness!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, John Kavanagh and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
We've been informed that Wetness has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness fakes the leg kick and cracks Highpants in the body.
Highpants lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Splash Wetness has been cut.
Highpants goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wetness jabs at Highpants's body.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness throws a right hand that Highpants ducks under and follows up with a left that Highpants also avoids with ease.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness walks into a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wetness motions for Highpants to come forward. Wetness throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
That kick from Wetness tenderised Highpants's leg. Highpants is trying to keep his angry face on.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wetness throws a head kick that misses.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Highpants pushes him off.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Highpants circles away.
Highpants takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wetness tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Highpants was well out of range. Poor timing from Wetness.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness lands with a hook. Highpants tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Highpants dodges the punch combination from Wetness.
Wetness takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Good shot there by Highpants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wetness throws a right hand that Highpants ducks under and follows up with a left that Highpants also avoids with ease.
It looked like Highpants was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A head kick from Wetness lands but Highpants takes it in his stride.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness throws a combination. Highpants tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Wetness tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Highpants throws a counter high kick but Wetness was just alert enough to avoid it.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wetness slips under a jab.
Highpants walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Highpants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Highpants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Highpants sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Highpants avoids it this time.
Wetness lands a body shot.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Highpants is breathing heavily.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wetness to score with a decent uppercut.
No joy there for Wetness, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
It looked like Highpants was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wetness throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wetness chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Highpants throws a lazy head kick

and Wetness counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Highpants scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Wetness stalling against the cage.
Highpants managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness cracks Highpants with a nice body shot.
Highpants has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Highpants wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Highpants wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Harry Highpants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Highpants and move into the clinch position.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Harry Highpants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses.
Wetness lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice combination there by Wetness.
Wetness lands a nice leg kick that just misses Highpants's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Highpants keeps the fight on the outside.
Highpants appears to be looking for a big counter.
Wetness scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wetness scores with a jab. Highpants acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Wetness does no damage.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants punishes Wetness's body with a nice straight punch.
A head kick by Highpants misses

and Wetness holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Highpants gets control of Wetness's arms and successfully pulls guard. Highpants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Highpants might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Wetness decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Highpants, up you get!
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness scores with a jab to the head.

Wetness clinches up against the cage.

Highpants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Highpants misses with a double jab

and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Wetness.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Highpants displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wetness up against the cage.
Highpants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Highpants tries to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling the position.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness prevents Highpants from breaking the clinch.

Highpants decides to pull guard.

Wetness stands and steps away. Highpants gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness connects with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Wetness tries to clinch up but Highpants circles away and keeps his distance.
Highpants is looking to counter with head kicks.
Highpants throws a combination that misses

and Wetness moves into the clinch.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Highpants avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wetness lands a nice shot to the body.
Highpants managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wetness manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Highpants letting Wetness take a breather here.
Wetness works on Highpants's body with a couple of short punches.
Highpants is trying to push Wetness away but Wetness has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Highpants looking to throw knees to the head but Wetness is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Highpants avoids it.
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Highpants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wetness avoids it.
The referee calls for Wetness to work.
Highpants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Wetness.
Wetness has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness prevents a takedown attempt there.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Our sources have told us that Highpants has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Highpants wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants blocks a body shot from Wetness.

Highpants breaks the clinch.
Wetness tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Wetness misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Highpants throws a sloppy head kick

and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Wetness.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Wetness stalls.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Highpants is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.

Highpants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wetness pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Highpants back to the cage. Wetness follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wetness swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A head kick misses from Wetness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wetness is looking to clinch.
Highpants throws a counter high kick but Wetness was just alert enough to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Highpants has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up but Highpants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Wetness misses with a head kick.
Wetness wants to clinch.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Wetness fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.

Wetness instigates a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Highpants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wetness darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Highpants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness connects with an inside leg kick.
Harry Highpants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Highpants falls off balance throwing a combination

and Wetness counters by clinching up.
Highpants wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Highpants has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Highpants tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Highpants's face.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Wetness prevents Highpants from breaking the clinch.
Highpants jumps guard but Wetness stands there with Highpants around his waist. Highpants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Highpants dodges an elbow strike from Wetness.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness blocks the elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Highpants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wetness avoids it.
Highpants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Wetness walks away with a smile on his face. Highpants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wetness tries to clinch but Highpants is having none of it.

Wetness has managed to clinch.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Highpants is blocking nicely.
Highpants looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Highpants wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Highpants wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Highpants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Highpants blocks with his arms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Highpants looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Highpants lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wetness cracks Highpants with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
That's time! Highpants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Highpants misses with a few strikes there.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harry Highpants is winning the standup battle so far.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
A punch combination from Highpants misses.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wetness is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Highpants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wetness misses with a kick to the body.
A head kick by Highpants misses

and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch.
Good body shot from Wetness.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Highpants won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Highpants up against the cage.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness taking a breather.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple.
Wetness manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wetness keeps control of Highpants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness keeps control of Highpants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness is stalling here.
Highpants is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Highpants is trying to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling him.
Wetness doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Highpants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Highpants wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Highpants is looking to break free of the clinch but Wetness has double underhooks.
Highpants avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Highpants is defending well for now.
Highpants is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Highpants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Highpants wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants is trying to pull guard but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants unloads a knee to the mid-section.

Highpants pulls guard.

Wetness decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Highpants keeps the fight on the outside.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Highpants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wetness connects with a crisp jab.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Highpants tries to keep at a distance but Wetness has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wetness works on Highpants's body with a couple of short punches.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Highpants up against the cage.
Highpants missing with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Highpants obliges.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Highpants throws an elbow that misses.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Highpants looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wetness cracks Highpants with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Splash Wetness will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
Highpants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
A head kick misses from Highpants.

Wetness rushes Highpants and presses him up against the cage.
Wetness creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple.

Highpants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Highpants circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness misses with a body shot.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Highpants circles away.
Highpants is looking to counter punch.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Highpants goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Highpants pushes him off.
Highpants throws a quick counter head kick but Wetness was just out of range.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants throws a lazy head kick

and Wetness counters by clinching up.
Wetness just leaning against Highpants, taking a breather.

Highpants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wetness throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Highpants stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wetness tries to clinch up but Highpants circles away and keeps his distance.
Wetness connects with a body shot that sends Highpants's belly button to the back.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Highpants and move into the clinch position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.

Wetness drives through and clinches with Highpants against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Highpants's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Highpants has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Highpants lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Highpants's face.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Highpants's ribcage.
Highpants looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness is stalling here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Highpants has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Highpants is trying to break the clinch but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants takes a knee right on the jaw!

Highpants is rocked!

It looks like Harry Highpants has been cut.
Wetness's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Highpants can't break the clinch.
Highpants has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Highpants is blocking nicely.
Wetness misses with a punch to the body.

Highpants breaks from the clinch.
Wetness just misses with a punch to the body.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Highpants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wetness wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wetness throws a head kick but Highpants moves out of range.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick

and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch.
Splash Wetness is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Highpants's efforts to push away.
Wetness effectively controlling the action here.
Highpants tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.
Highpants wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Harry Highpants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wetness has Highpants pressed against the cage, preventing Highpants from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wetness avoids a wild elbow strike from Highpants.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Splash Wetness.
I think Wetness has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 46:50
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 46:50
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Splash Wetness!
A very excited looking Splash Wetness made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.