|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spank Crank (ranked 1422 p4p, 198 weight class) and Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 1037 p4p, 153 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying AssKicken's choice of entrance music: Winds of Change. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
 |
|
 |
| 180 cm
26
224 lbs
15 - 6 - 0 |
|
190 cm
28
215 lbs
13 - 8 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
|
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spank Crank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Jonathan Paton and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crank scores with a hook to the body. AssKicken takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
AssKicken lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
It looks like Spank Crank has been cut.
AssKicken goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Crank listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Crank moves away and avoids it.
Crank getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice cross by Crank.
AssKicken is looking to chop away at Crank's legs.
AssKicken throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from AssKicken.
Crank scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Crank fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Crank cracks AssKicken with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken lands a jab to Crank's midsection.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Crank uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken.
Crank moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
Crank swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Crank changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. AssKicken looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crank in side control, throwing shots but AssKicken defends.
Crank cracks AssKicken with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Crank looking to punish the body of his opponent here but AssKicken is avoiding damage well.
Crank misses with the ground and pound.
Crank in side control lands a decent elbow.
Crank working the head and body with strikes.
Crank is trying to ground and pound but AssKicken uses the momentary lack of control by Crank to regain half guard.
AssKicken wants to improve his position but Crank is controlling well.
AssKicken keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Crank not landing any meaningful shots this time.
AssKicken is staying active underneath Crank, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Crank looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crank prevents AssKicken from improving his position.
Crank throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Crank throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
AssKicken gets back to full guard.
Crank cracks AssKicken with a solid left hand.
AssKicken throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Crank working some strikes from top position.
AssKicken is rocked!
Crank loads up on a big left hand. AssKicken felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Crank looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! AssKicken can't hide his disappointment, as Crank celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spank Crank!
After the fight, Spank Crank was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
61% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
