PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 948 p4p, 100 weight class) and Bob Skidopolopolous (ranked 3182 p4p, 318 weight class). SissyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Scooters. Bob Skidopolopolous will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

SissyPants
vs
Skidopolopolous

194 cm
29
271 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

213 cm
28
258 lbs
11 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
XFighter Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Skidopolopolous!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Skidopolopolous looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
SissyPants lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like Bob Skidopolopolous has been cut.
Skidopolopolous closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side
and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

SissyPants drops Skidopolopolous with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Skidopolopolous looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Skidopolopolous is rocked!
SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skidopolopolous fails with the takedown

and SissyPants counters with a nice right hand that sends Skidopolopolous toppling to the canvas! Skidopolopolous scrambles and gets back to his feet - can SissyPants finish him?!
Skidopolopolous is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him?
Skidopolopolous closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side
and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Skidopolopolous seems to have recovered his senses.
SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Skidopolopolous ducks down to avoid it.
Skidopolopolous doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Skidopolopolous takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Skidopolopolous looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Skidopolopolous head around and knocks him out cold! SissyPants hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants!
An out of breath and clearly excited FannyPack SissyPants thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).