PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lance Legstrong (ranked 702 p4p, 94 weight class) and Luke Rockstar (ranked 1901 p4p, 240 weight class). Legstrong comes to the cage accompanied by Carbon Based Lifeforms - Hydroponic Garden. Rockstar has chosen You're The Best Around as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Legstrong
vs
Rockstar

188 cm
37
196 lbs
25 - 23 - 0

191 cm
36
197 lbs
22 - 10 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Lance Legstrong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Luke Rockstar!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockstar swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Legstrong counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Luke Rockstar has been cut.
Legstrong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rockstar.
Legstrong misses with a straight left.
We've been informed that Rockstar has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Rockstar throws a head kick but Legstrong moves out of range.
Legstrong misses the body punch
and Rockstar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Legstrong throws a lazy right hand but Rockstar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rockstar with a nice cross.
Rockstar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Legstrong.
Nice body kick from Rockstar.
Some bone on bone action there as Rockstar checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Rockstar connects with a single shot there.
Rockstar pushes Legstrong away with a front kick.
Rockstar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Legstrong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've been hearing reports that Legstrong has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rockstar connects with a solid leg kick.
Legstrong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Legstrong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rockstar cracks Legstrong with an open hand slap.
Rockstar thumps Legstrong with a low kick.
Rockstar lands an overhand right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legstrong looks to land a right hand but Rockstar moved out of range.
Rockstar catches Legstrong with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Legstrong works the jab nicely.
Legstrong scores with a jab. Rockstar acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice cross by Rockstar.
Legstrong looks for the body kick but Rockstar saw that one coming.
Rockstar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rockstar throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Legstrong counters with a straight right hand.
Rockstar misses with a hook. Legstrong ducked under it nicely.
Rockstar doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rockstar connects with a right hand. Legstrong shakes it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rockstar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Legstrong is able to avoid easily.
Legstrong throws a front kick aimed at Rockstar's knee but Rockstar avoids it well.
Rockstar lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Rockstar listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Legstrong looks to land a left hand but Rockstar moved out of range nicely.
Legstrong misses with a right hand
and Rockstar counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legstrong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rockstar.
Rockstar jabs Legstrong right on the nose. Legstrong blinks but takes it well.
Rockstar lands with a slapping head kick.
Good work by Legstrong as he checks the leg kick.
Rockstar cracks Legstrong with an open hand slap.
Legstrong lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Legstrong throws a front kick aimed at Rockstar's knee but Rockstar avoids it well.
Legstrong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rockstar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rockstar throws a wild body kick that Legstrong sees coming a mile off.
Rockstar loads up on a big right hand but Legstrong slips the punch.
Legstrong cracks Rockstar with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Legstrong looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rockstar avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rockstar is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Legstrong had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Nice defenses there by Legstrong.
Rockstar scores with a jab.
A solid body kick from Rockstar.
Rockstar gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Legstrong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That has opened up Luke Rockstar's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rockstar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Legstrong is looking to land body kicks.
Rockstar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rockstar ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A swing and a miss from Rockstar.
Rockstar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Legstrong manages to avoid it.
As Rockstar backs away, Legstrong returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Legstrong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rockstar lands a jab to the head.
Rockstar misses with a low kick.
Legstrong blocks a jab.
Rockstar walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice shot lands for Rockstar.
Rockstar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Legstrong.
Rockstar wants to land a leg kick but Legstrong is out of range.
A shot to the body from Rockstar misses
and Legstrong counters with a good, hard body kick but Rockstar shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Legstrong connects with a looping right hand.
Legstrong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rockstar looks to land a body kick but Legstrong moved away.
A little feinted left hand from Legstrong on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Legstrong walks into a straight right hand from Rockstar.
Rockstar throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Legstrong tries to land a front kick but Rockstar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A low kick from Legstrong misses
and Rockstar makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Rockstar takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rockstar blocks a head kick by Legstrong.
Legstrong takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Luke Rockstar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rockstar tries to land a body kick
and Legstrong counters with a left and a right that stings Rockstar.
Rockstar tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Legstrong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rockstar lands with a cross.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Legstrong throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Legstrong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rockstar.
Legstrong has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Rockstar finds it's way round the side to connect with Legstrong's head.
Legstrong stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Luke Rockstar will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Luke Rockstar's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Rockstar slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Rockstar jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Rockstar throws a solid leg kick but Legstrong takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rockstar.
Legstrong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rockstar looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Legstrong takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Legstrong connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Legstrong takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Legstrong thows a leg kick but Rockstar checks it
and Rockstar counters with a nice body kick.
Legstrong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Rockstar is out of range.
Rockstar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Legstrong's calf.
Rockstar slips under a jab from Legstrong.
Rockstar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Legstrong pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Rockstar throws an overhand right that lands on Legstrong's shoulder, as Legstrong tries to avoid the shot.
Legstrong is looking to counter punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rockstar works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Legstrong scores with a jab to the jaw.

The cut above Luke Rockstar's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Rockstar misses the target.
Legstrong takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rockstar, as that shot connected.
Legstrong drops his hands momentarily and Rockstar takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Legstrong shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Legstrong has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rockstar.
Rockstar shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Legstrong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rockstar was well out of range. Poor timing from Legstrong.
Rockstar throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Legstrong cracks Rockstar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Legstrong avoids the head kick by Rockstar.
Rockstar catches Legstrong with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Rockstar catches Legstrong with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Legstrong is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Legstrong drops his hands momentarily. Rockstar doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Legstrong staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Legstrong doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Luke Rockstar!
A very excited looking Luke Rockstar made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.