PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vedran Stefanovic (ranked 4468 p4p, 58 weight class) and Orgasmic Bliss (ranked 7295 p4p, 209 weight class). Stefanovic's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Motörhead - March Ör Die. The key to victory for Vedran Stefanovic has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Stefanovic
vs
Bliss

191 cm
28
260 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

200 cm
26
300 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vedran Stefanovic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Orgasmic Bliss!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bliss fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bliss gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stefanovic counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bliss darts in looking for a takedown but Stefanovic gets double underhooks and turns Bliss into the cage.
Vedran Stefanovic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Orgasmic Bliss.
Bliss has a takedown stuffed.

Stefanovic gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Stefanovic utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bliss missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stefanovic keeping full guard, as Bliss tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bliss lands a couple of digs.
Bliss is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

It looks like Vedran Stefanovic has been cut.
Bliss should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stefanovic working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bliss.
Bliss in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Stefanovic is breathing heavily.
Bliss working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bliss stands up over Stefanovic, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Bliss passes Stefanovic's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bliss lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bliss is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Bliss scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ground and pound from Bliss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bliss lands with a punch from half guard.
Stefanovic blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bliss.
Bliss not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bliss wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stefanovic keeps working.
Bliss might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Stefanovic haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Bliss working over Stefanovic with some ground and pound. Stefanovic looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Vedran Stefanovic's cut is getting worse.
Bliss not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bliss is nestled in close to Stefanovic, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Vedran Stefanovic's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bliss working Stefanovic over with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stefanovic avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bliss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stefanovic taking some punishment here, with Bliss in his half guard.

Jeez, Vedran Stefanovic's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Vedran Stefanovic's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Orgasmic Bliss!
A victorious Orgasmic Bliss thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.