PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lolipo Slider (ranked 3681 p4p, 55 weight class) and Philip Dyson (ranked 3251 p4p, 50 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Philip Dyson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Slider
vs
Dyson

187 cm
29
220 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

205 cm
38
237 lbs
25 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lolipo Slider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Philip Dyson!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dyson closes the distance and clinches.
Dyson misses with a body punch.
Slider creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dyson's defenses.

It looks like Philip Dyson has been cut.
Dyson has a couple of punches blocked by Slider.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dyson.
Dyson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Slider trying to land knees to the body.
Dyson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slider throws a head punch that misses.
Dyson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Slider digs a right hand into Dyson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dyson's gas tank.
I was talking to Slider's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dyson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slider blocking some punches.
Slider tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dyson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dyson misses with some punches.
Slider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dyson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slider backwards.
Slider tries to throw a body punch but Dyson avoids it by throwing Slider back against the cage.
Slider swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dyson working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slider tries to land knees in the clinch but Dyson avoids the damage to the body.

Dyson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slider.
Dyson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slider manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Slider tries to keep at a distance but Dyson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dyson blocks an elbow strike from Slider.
Slider gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That has opened up Philip Dyson's cut even more.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slider.
Dyson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dyson tries a body shot but Slider blocks it.
Dyson blocks an uppercut.
Slider blocks an uppercut.
Slider lands an elbow inside that Dyson shrugs off.
Slider takes a shot to the head.
Dyson misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short left from Slider.

The cut above Philip Dyson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Dyson misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Slider on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slider tries a knee to the head but Dyson blocks it.
Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slider.
Dyson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dyson lands with a left to the head.
Dyson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Slider as Dyson tries to tie him up.
Slider lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dyson working aggressively here.
Slider struggles to land a body shot inside as Dyson controls his hands.
A frustrated look appears on Dyson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Dyson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dyson prevents a body shot from Slider.
Slider using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dyson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Slider blocking some punches.
Slider tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dyson avoids it.
Dyson working aggressively here.
Dyson misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dyson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short left from Slider.
Dyson scores with a shot to the side of Slider's head.
Dyson pushes Slider back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slider misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slider softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slider misses with a knee to the head.
A short right from Dyson on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slider fails to land.
Dyson throws a punch but it's blocked by Slider.
Slider misses with a knee to the head.
Dyson trying to control the position but instead, Slider has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dyson into the cage.
Slider lands an elbow that stopped Dyson in his tracks for a moment.
Dyson misses with some punches.

Dyson breaks the clinch.
Dyson moves to clinch but Slider breaks away
and Slider counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Philip Dyson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Philip Dyson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lolipo Slider!
Lolipo Slider tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.