PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Like Boss (ranked 741 p4p, 35 weight class) and Bobby Pickledoo (ranked 2263 p4p, 79 weight class). Pickledoo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Butthole Surfers - Who Was in My Room Last Night. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Boss
vs
Pickledoo

198 cm
20
267 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

197 cm
20
287 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Like Boss!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bobby Pickledoo!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Columbo Gatti and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Boss misses
and Pickledoo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pickledoo misses with an uppercut. Boss saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Boss misses the target.
Boss fails in his attempt to clinch.
Boss has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Phoenix Fight Team in the buildup to the fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boss. Pickledoo does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice side step and Pickledoo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pickledoo with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Boss to score with a decent uppercut.
Like Boss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boss lands with a right hand.
Boss connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Pickledoo throws an overhand right that lands on Boss's shoulder, as Boss tries to avoid the shot.
Pickledoo takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Boss moves into the clinch.
Boss lands with a left to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boss scores with a shoulder strike.
Boss scores with a shot to the side of Pickledoo's head.
Pickledoo misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pickledoo blocking some punches.
Pickledoo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Boss tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pickledoo's elbow.
Pickledoo lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Boss backwards.
Boss working aggressively here.
Pickledoo misses with a body punch.
Boss has a couple of punches blocked by Pickledoo.
Boss misses with a short punch on the inside.
Boss swings wildly with an uppercut but Pickledoo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boss misses with a punch on the inside.
Pickledoo misses with a body punch.
Pickledoo blocks a body shot from Boss.
Pickledoo tries to work over Boss's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Boss lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pickledoo backwards.
Pickledoo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pickledoo lands with a right to the head.
Boss lands a left hand.
Boss misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pickledoo lands with a right to the head.
Boss working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boss lands with a short shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pickledoo lands a left hand that snaps the head of Boss backwards.
Pickledoo blocking some punches.
Pickledoo tries a body shot but Boss blocks it.
Pickledoo is trying to force a seperation but Boss has the dominant position.
Pickledoo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Boss throws a punch but it's blocked by Pickledoo.
Pickledoo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Boss misses with some punches.
Pickledoo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pickledoo.
Nice body punch from Pickledoo.
Boss is breathing heavily.
Boss tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Boss throws a head punch that misses.

Pickledoo manages to break the clinch.
Boss swings widly with a right hand

and Pickledoo counters with a crisp right hand that drops Boss! Pickledoo lets Boss back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

It looks like Like Boss has been cut.
Boss waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pickledoo.
Boss connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Boss throws a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pickledoo moves out of range as Boss strikes.
Boss misses with an uppercut. Pickledoo saw that one coming.
Boss ducks under a wild hook from Pickledoo.
The crowd cheers as Boss lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pickledoo doesn't seem phased though.
Boss misses with a right hand

and Pickledoo counters with a nice right hand that sends Boss toppling to the canvas! Boss scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Pickledoo finish him?!

Boss is rocked!
Pickledoo slips a straight right by Boss.
Oh Boss is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boss gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Pickledoo points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Boss wakes up just in time to hear Pickledoo thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bobby Pickledoo!
Bobby Pickledoo is the new super heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Bobby Pickledoo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Like Boss was interviewed post fight and said 'WTF happened???'.