PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Egyptian Embalmer (ranked 501 p4p, 74 weight class) and Cuba Moretti (ranked 1241 p4p, 170 weight class). Embalmer comes to the cage accompanied by Katy Perry - Dark Horse ft. Juicy J. This should be a great matchup!

Embalmer
vs
Moretti

187 cm
27
169 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

182 cm
29
168 lbs
7 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Egyptian Embalmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cuba Moretti!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Joseph Jones and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Moretti closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Moretti manages to break the clinch.
Embalmer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Russian Bears Training Center in the buildup to the fight.

Moretti darts in and clinches Embalmer up against the cage.
Embalmer wants a takedown but no success here.
Embalmer blocks an elbow strike.

Moretti escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Moretti fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Embalmer, pushing him back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Moretti.
Moretti lands a right hand that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
Moretti throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Moretti pushes Embalmer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Embalmer is working for takedown but Moretti is calmly controlling the position for now.
Moretti lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Embalmer tries to score a body lock takedown but Moretti shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Egyptian Embalmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but Moretti forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Moretti.
Moretti controlling the action here for a moment.
Embalmer fails to pull guard.

Moretti breaks from the clinch.
Embalmer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Moretti closes the distance and pushes Embalmer back into the cage.
Moretti looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Embalmer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Embalmer fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Embalmer jumps guard but Moretti turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Embalmer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Moretti working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Moretti gets through Embalmer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Moretti creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Moretti working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Embalmer is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Moretti gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Moretti lands a nice uppercut.
Moretti lands with a left to the head.
Embalmer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Moretti scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Embalmer is trying to pull guard but Moretti has him pressed against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Embalmer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Moretti clinches with his opponent.
Embalmer drops down looking for an ankle pick but Moretti pulls his leg out and moves away.

Moretti moves into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moretti is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Embalmer takes a shot to the head.
Moretti scores with a shot to the side of Embalmer's head.

Moretti breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Moretti clinches with his opponent.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moretti.
Moretti softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Embalmer is rocked!

Moretti pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Moretti connects with a nice looking jab.
Oh Embalmer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Moretti closes the distance and clinches.
Embalmer fails to pull guard.
Moretti stalls.
Moretti scores with a nice hook to the head.
Embalmer tries to pull guard but Moretti holds him up against the cage and eventually Embalmer drops back down to his feet.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Moretti.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moretti lands a left hand that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Embalmer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Embalmer is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Moretti lands a right hand that snaps the head of Embalmer backwards.
Embalmer has had enough of the clinch but Moretti keeps him there for the moment.
Moretti creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Embalmer with a big uppercut! Embalmer tries to clinch up but Moretti pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Embalmer to the mat! Embalmer covers up and Moretti unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Cuba Moretti!
An out of breath and clearly excited Cuba Moretti thanked XFighter Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
Egyptian Embalmer spoke after the fight, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.