PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1292 p4p, 49 weight class) and John Wayne Gracie (ranked 1063 p4p, 41 weight class). Diddlybottom comes to the cage accompanied by Milquetoast. Gracie is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Thriller by Michael Jackson. This should be a great matchup!

Diddlybottom
vs
Wayne Gracie

213 cm
29
298 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

194 cm
31
269 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
RAGS of a RONIN

Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Wayne Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Dean Styles and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gracie getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.

Diddlybottom closes the distance and clinches.
Diddlybottom blocks an elbow strike from Gracie.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom has a couple of punches blocked by Gracie.
Gracie tries to break the clinch but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
A head punch on the inside from Gracie fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gracie.
Gracie takes an elbow to the temple.
Gracie's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Gracie has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Diddlybottom lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gracie blocks an elbow strike from Diddlybottom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gracie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gracie lands a right hand that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Diddlybottom misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Diddlybottom lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a left hand.
Diddlybottom blocks the elbow strike.
A short uppercut from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gracie.
Gracie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Gracie throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Diddlybottoms head.
Gracie throws a big uppercut that drops Diddlybottom! More strikes from Gracie and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Diddlybottom lies dazed against the cage as Gracie celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Wayne Gracie!
A relieved looking John Wayne Gracie thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you.'.