PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Kenny Jones (ranked 7667 p4p, 238 weight class) and Dunder Mifflin (ranked 8170 p4p, 114 weight class). Jones comes to the ring accompanied by Mr Jones. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Jones
vs
Mifflin

205 cm
22
288 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

193 cm
28
256 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kenny Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dunder Mifflin!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mifflin scores with a jab to the jaw.

It looks like Kenny Jones has been cut.
Mifflin darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mifflin.
A good leg kick by Jones.
Mifflin throws out a loose jab but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones thumps Mifflin with a low kick.
Mifflin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Mifflin. Those never looked like landing.
Mifflin just misses with a punch to the body.
Mifflin looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mifflin.
Jones connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

It looks like Dunder Mifflin has been cut.
Left hook, right uppercut from Mifflin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mifflin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
A big right from Mifflin misses.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Mifflin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mifflin misses with a body shot.
Mifflin lands a right and a left and another right! Jones goes down! Oh, he's in big, big trouble! 3,4,5,6,7,8... he's up to one knee... 9,10! He can't beat the count - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dunder Mifflin!
During a confident post fight interview, Dunder Mifflin thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.