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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 223 p4p, 32 weight class) and Tom McGettigan (ranked 564 p4p, 87 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tom McGettigan!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McGettigan throws the left hand but Scrotum avoids the punch easily.
Scrotum stalks McGettigan and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McGettigan's face. McGettigan staggers backwards, shaken.
McGettigan swings widly with a right hand
and Scrotum cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McGettigan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McGettigan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Scrotum can pounce on him.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Scrotum avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McGettigan misses with a body punch
and Scrotum counters with a left to the body.
Scrotum lands with a cross.
Scrotum misses with a straight right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGettigan throws a right and a left that Scrotum avoids nicely.
Scrotum misses with a jab, cross combination.
Scrotum throws the left hand but McGettigan avoids the punch easily.
Scrotum works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McGettigan lands with an uppercut that bounces Scrotum off the cage and back into range.
McGettigan takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum lands the left hand.
Scrotum jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McGettigan throws an overhand right that lands on Scrotum's shoulder, as Scrotum tries to avoid the shot.
McGettigan cracks Scrotum with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McGettigan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut. McGettigan saw that one coming.
Scrotum ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McGettigan looks to score with a jab to the body but Scrotum is just out of range.
Scrotum works the jab nicely.
McGettigan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Scrotum.
Scrotum looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Scrotum throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McGettigan.
McGettigan avoids the body shot from Scrotum.
McGettigan misses the shot to the body.
Scrotum connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McGettigan momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGettigan connects with a body shot that sends Scrotum's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGettigan misses with a body shot.
McGettigan takes a swing at Scrotum's ribcage but misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Scrotum misses its target.
Scrotum fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Scrotum clinches with his opponent.
Scrotum lands a left hand that snaps the head of McGettigan backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
Scrotum scores with a hook to the body.
McGettigan tries to circle away but Scrotum has him pinned against the cage.
Scrotum misses with a body punch.
McGettigan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
McGettigan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McGettigan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McGettigan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McGettigan misses with a straight left.
Scrotum just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum looks to land a left hand but McGettigan moved out of range nicely.
McGettigan ducks under a wild hook from Scrotum.
Scrotum steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McGettigan.
McGettigan on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McGettigan looks to land a right hand but Scrotum moved out of range.
McGettigan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
A little jabbing left from McGettigan on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McGettigan moves away from the strike by Scrotum.
Scrotum closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McGettigan misses with a hook from the clinch.
McGettigan working aggressively here.
McGettigan throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Scrotums head.
Scrotum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGettigan is trying to break the clinch but Scrotum has him pressed against the cage.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of McGettigan backwards.
McGettigan lands with a right to the head.
Scrotum trying to stall but McGettigan improves his position.
Scrotum lands with a right to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum has a couple of punches blocked by McGettigan.
McGettigan is leaning against Scrotum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McGettigan wants to get back to striking at distance but Scrotum won't allow it.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
Scrotum ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Scrotum no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Scrotum escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McGettigan gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McGettigan trying to stand up but can't free himself from Scrotum's guard.
Scrotum throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McGettigan got a little sloppy there for a moment and Scrotum has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McGettigan has managed to get both his arms back between Scrotum's legs - danger averted.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McGettigan would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hairy Scrotum dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
McGettigan throws a hook to the side of Scrotum's head but Scrotum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Scrotum is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from McGettigan.
McGettigan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Scrotum.
Scrotum looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Scrotum tries to clinch up but McGettigan circles away and keeps his distance.
McGettigan looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Scrotum throws a jab when McGettigan was well out of range.
Scrotum rushes McGettigan and presses him up against the cage.
McGettigan lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McGettigan creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Scrotum is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
McGettigan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum blocks an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from McGettigan.
McGettigan scores with a nice hook to the head.
McGettigan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Scrotum misses with a body punch.
Scrotum avoiding damage.
Scrotum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGettigan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McGettigan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McGettigan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Scrotum misses with a punch to the body.
McGettigan can't find room to land a body shot as Scrotum controls the action.
McGettigan pushes Scrotum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
McGettigan swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
McGettigan wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Scrotum looking to slow down the pace here.
McGettigan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Scrotum tries a body shot but McGettigan blocks it.
Scrotum lands a nice uppercut.
Scrotum jumps guard.
Scrotum looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
McGettigan gets to his feet - Scrotum follows without any prompting.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a wild body shot.
McGettigan now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Scrotum throws a combination that misses
and McGettigan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McGettigan throws a big shot that misses.
McGettigan misses with a hook to the body
and Scrotum counters with a left and a right that stings McGettigan.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scrotum throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McGettigan throws out a counter right but Scrotum avoids it with no problem.
Donk. McGettigan catches Scrotum right on the button with a cross.
McGettigan misses with a straight right.
Hairy Scrotum is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Scrotum rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McGettigan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Scrotum keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McGettigan.
McGettigan misses with a looping left.
Scrotum throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McGettigan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGettigan throws a hook but Scrotum avoids it easily.
Hairy Scrotum is winning the standup battle so far.
Scrotum avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a series of wild punches.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut. McGettigan saw that one coming.
Scrotum fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Scrotum staying out of range there.
Scrotum throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McGettigan, as that shot connected.
McGettigan bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Scrotum's head backwards.
Scrotum scores with a decent looking hook.
McGettigan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut
and McGettigan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Scrotum looks to land a combination. McGettigan sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGettigan moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McGettigan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Scrotum clobbers McGettigan with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Some wild striking there from Scrotum.
Scrotum clinches up with McGettigan and pushes him back against the cage.
Scrotum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Scrotum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McGettigan backwards.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
McGettigan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scrotum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scrotum is trying to pull guard but McGettigan has him pressed against the cage.
McGettigan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as McGettigan controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Scrotum.
McGettigan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Some wild striking there from McGettigan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Hairy Scrotum will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Scrotum throws a lazy right hand but McGettigan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Scrotum misses with a few strikes there.
Scrotum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McGettigan.
McGettigan bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Scrotum's head.
Scrotum throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McGettigan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Scrotum misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fighters circling - Scrotum throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGettigan misses with a hook
and Scrotum connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Scrotum throws a series of strikes that have McGettigan backpedaling.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Scrotum shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Scrotum moves out of range of the strikes.
Scrotum throws a right hand that misses
and McGettigan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Scrotum throws a hook to the side of McGettigan's head but McGettigan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGettigan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Scrotum sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGettigan moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Scrotum swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McGettigan counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Scrotum to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by McGettigan!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tom McGettigan!
Tom McGettigan is the new welterweight champion!
After the big win, Tom McGettigan made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Sin City Allstars and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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