PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 285 p4p, 41 weight class) and Ramses Xll (ranked 638 p4p, 97 weight class). Xll has chosen Noin Bullet - Do The Fight as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Ron Burgundy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ron Burgundy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Burgundy
vs
Xll

188 cm
39
215 lbs
49 - 18 - 0

191 cm
28
226 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 49 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ramses Xll!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xll fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Burgundy checks it well.
Xll takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Burgundy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Xll under the eye.
Xll ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Xll tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Burgundy was well out of range. Poor timing from Xll.
Xll uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Burgundy.
A countering left hand to the body from Xll misses.
Nice body punch from Burgundy.
Burgundy moves out of range of the body kick.
Burgundy with a hook.
Burgundy misses with a wild body shot.
Nice body punch from Xll.
Burgundy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Ramses Xll has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Xll uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Burgundy.
A big left from Burgundy misses.
Burgundy looks to score with a jab to the body but Xll is just out of range.
Xll looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Ron Burgundy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burgundy misses with the body kick
and Xll counters with a nice body shot.
Burgundy throws a jab but it's blocked by Xll.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xll dodges the punch combination from Burgundy.
Xll swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Xll checks a leg kick nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Xll there.

It looks like Ron Burgundy has been cut.
Xll checks a leg kick.
Xll throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Xll walks into a straight right hand from Burgundy.
Burgundy throws a looping overhand right but Xll ducks down to avoid it.
Xll lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Xll throws the left hand but Burgundy avoids the punch easily.
Burgundy misses with an uppercut. Xll saw that one coming.
Xll ducks under a wild hook from Burgundy.
Xll scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Burgundy doesn't seem bothered though.
Xll misses with a straight left.
Xll throws a body punch but Burgundy moves out of range.
Burgundy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Xll. Burgundy does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burgundy misses with a lunging right hand
letting Xll counter with a right hand.
Burgundy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Xll.

Xll is rocked!
Burgundy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Xll connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Burgundy scrambles back to his feet.
Xll has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Burgundy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Xll lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Xll uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Burgundy.
A punch combination from Xll misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Xll.
Burgundy misses with a leg kick
letting Xll counter with a right hand.
Xll moves out of range of the leg kick from Burgundy.
Xll shapes to counter with a head kick.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Xll! Burgundy is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ramses Xll!
Ramses Xll is the new light heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Ramses Xll thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.