PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rory McInnis (ranked 4778 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bong Ki Duk (ranked 5333 p4p, 0 weight class). McInnis kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pain by Of Mice & Men. Ki Duk has chosen north korea's national anthem as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McInnis
vs
Ki Duk

195 cm
25
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

198 cm
43
260 lbs
35 - 35 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rory McInnis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 35 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bong Ki Duk!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ki Duk lands a nice leg kick that just misses McInnis's sensitive parts.

Ki Duk darts in and clinches McInnis up against the cage.
Ki Duk gets through McInnis's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ki Duk unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ki Duk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ki Duk.
Ki Duk lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ki Duk pushes McInnis against the cage. Ki Duk is working some dirty boxing. Ki Duk pushes off with a quick right hook! McInnis goes down! McInnis tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Ki Duk moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bong Ki Duk!
Bong Ki Duk looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'all hail president kim il-sung, our father, kim jong-il, and supreme leader kim jong-un. '.