PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Danny Fuckboi (ranked 3169 p4p, 348 weight class) and Vlad Black (ranked 3987 p4p, 415 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Fuckboi
vs
Black

198 cm
27
163 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

184 cm
22
165 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny Fuckboi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vlad Black!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckboi digs a good hook to Black's body.
Fuckboi looks to land a combination but Black avoids it well.

Black moves into range and clinches up with Fuckboi.
Black scores with a shot to the side of Fuckboi's head.
Fuckboi tries to break free but Black pushes him back against the ropes.
A hook to the body from Black.

Black manages to break the clinch.
Fuckboi misses with a hook.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Black! But no joy.
Fuckboi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuckboi swings for the body but Black moves out of range.
As Fuckboi backs off Black throws a huge counter combo but Fuckboi manages to avoid it all.
Black throws a right hand that Fuckboi ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckboi also avoids with ease.
Fuckboi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Black lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Black staying out of range there.
Black swings widly with a right hand
and Fuckboi counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Vlad Black has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckboi throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Black to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuckboi throws a nice looking combination but Black bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Black misses with a lunging right hand
and Fuckboi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Black thinking.
Black cracks Fuckboi with a right hand to the side of the head.

Fuckboi is rocked!
Black dances in with a quick combination. Fuckboi is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Black snaps Fuckboi's head back. Fuckboi stumbles backwards against the ropes. Black steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Fuckboi's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Fuckboi just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vlad Black!
A victorious Vlad Black thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.