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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jaheim Reid (ranked 128 p4p, 22 weight class) and Snot Slurper (ranked 58 p4p, 11 weight class). Reid's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sizzla - Taking Over. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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187 lbs
12 - 1 - 0 |
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195 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaheim Reid!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reid misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Reid, right into the meat.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Reid takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
An attempted straight right counter from Reid misses the target.
Reid has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Reid throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper rushes Reid and presses him up against the cage.
Reid scores with a hook to the body.
Reid blocks a body shot from Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Reid working aggressively here.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Reid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid works on Slurper's body with a couple of short punches.
Reid pushes Slurper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Reid - that landed with a thud.
Reid working aggressively here.
Reid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Reid lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reid working aggressively here.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Reid misses with the head strike.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Reid misses with a punch on the inside.
Reid blocking some punches.
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Reid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Reid gets through Slurper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Reid.
Reid lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reid softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Reid controls the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reid lands with a right to the head.
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Reid.
Reid manages to break the clinch.
Reid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid misses with a body shot.
Reid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slurper's sensitive parts.
Reid looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Reid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Reid was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Reid counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reid lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slurper at a distance.
Reid slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Reid is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reid moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Reid lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
As Slurper backs away, Reid returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid is looking to counter with a body kick.
Slurper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Reid moves into the clinch.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Reid's ribcage. Reid let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Reid working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
Reid working aggressively here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Reid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Reid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper cracks Reid with a nice body shot.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Slurper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper lands an uppercut.
Reid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Reid.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Reid.
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Reid misses with some punches.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Reid controls the action.
Slurper cracks Reid with a nice body shot.
Reid is breathing heavily.
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper pushes Reid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper works on Reid's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Reid avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaheim Reid dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Reid's ribs.
Reid throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper throws out a counter right but Reid avoids it with no problem.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Slurper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Reid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Slurper slips under a jab from Reid.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Reid.
Slurper doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
Reid buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Reid uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
And Reid counters with a quick kick to the body but Slurper blocks it.
Reid ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Reid throws a quick counter kick to the body but Slurper avoids it.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Reid.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Reid's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch but Reid swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Reid misses.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Reid doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Reid rather than just go for the knockout.
Reid is looking to slow Slurper down with leg kicks.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Reid doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Reid.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Reid looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Slurper works Reid's body with a nice hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
and Reid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper scores with the left hand. Reid knows he should have avoided that one.
Slurper takes one on the button.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Reid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reid throws a leg kick that misses.
Reid scores with a body shot.
Reid throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Slurper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Reid finds it's way round the side to connect with Slurper's head.
Reid takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slurper lands a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Reid misses the target.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid takes one to the side of the head.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Reid is avoiding it.
Slurper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Reid thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Slurper if he has to take too many more of those.
Slurper tests Reid's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Jaheim Reid has been cut.
Reid gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Reid misses with some punches.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reid takes a shot to the head.
Reid lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
Slurper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Snot Slurper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Nice body punch from Slurper - that landed with a thud.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Slurper tries to work over Reid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reid backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Reid is trying to break the clinch but Slurper is controlling him.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Reid avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
Reid works on Slurper's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Reid working aggressively here.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Reid's ribcage. Reid let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Reid's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reid's elbow.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jaheim Reid's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Reid saw that one coming.
Reid rushes Slurper and presses him up against the cage.
Reid struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Reid digs a right hand into Slurper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slurper's gas tank.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Reid is rocked!
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Reid is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Reid or not.
Reid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Reid! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slurper is unloading with more strikes now! Reid drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Snot Slurper made sure he mentioned RAGS of a RONIN, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
The defeated Jaheim Reid had this to say: 'Bumboclaat!'.
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energy
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hype
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