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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pillow Hands (ranked 6857 p4p, 112 weight class) and John Marven (ranked 5248 p4p, 192 weight class). Pillow Hands has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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260 lbs
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275 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Big right hand
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, John Marven!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paul Aken and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Hands finds it's target.
Marven looks to clinch
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Marven tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Hands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands misses with a body shot.
Marven tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hands swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Marven wants to clinch but Hands slips to the side
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Hands works Marven's body with a nice hook.
Marven wants to clinch
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Marven misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Marven.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Marven misses with a leg kick
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hands, as that shot connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Marven closes the distance and clinches.
Marven has had enough of the clinch but Hands keeps him there for the moment.
Marven is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hands is keeping busy.
Hands can't break the clinch.
Hands lands a body punch in the clinch.
Marven blocks a body shot from Hands.
Marven breaks from the clinch.
Hands bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Marven's head backwards.
Marven pushes Hands up against the ropes in a clinch.
Hands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Marven wants to clinch but Hands slips to the side
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hands blocks a head kick by Marven.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marven closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Marven moves to clinch but Hands breaks away
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands scores with a jab to the body.
Marven looks winded!
Nice straight punches there by Hands. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hands.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hands lands with a shot to the body.
Marven wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Marven looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pillow Hands dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Marven has Hands up against the ropes in a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Hands works on Marven's body with a couple of short punches.
Marven misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Marven is trying to push Hands away but Hands has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marven wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hands has him pressed against the ropes.
Marven breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hands is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Marven tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Marven on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hands paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Marven closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Marven tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hands fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Marven looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Marven is breathing heavily.
Nice uppercut lands for Hands. That snapped Marven's head back.
Hands lands a glancing blow to the side of Marven's head.
Hands displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Marven closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
John Marven is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Marven connects with a solid leg kick.
Marven wants to clinch
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Hands throws a shot to the body.
Marven misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Marven takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Marven was well out of range. Poor timing from Hands.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Marven looks to clinch
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pillow Hands dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Marven throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Marven slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hands thuds a left hand into Marven's body.
Hands throws a good cross that connects.
Hands takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Marven is looking to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Hands tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Marven misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marven throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick by Marven misses
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Marven thinking.
Pillow Hands is winning the standup battle so far.
Marven takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice uppercut there from Hands.
Marven wants to clinch
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Marven throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Marven can do to turn this around?
Hands cracks Marven with a right hand to the side of the head.
Marven closes the distance and clinches.
A body shot lands from Hands.
A right hook to the body lands for Hands.
Hands stalling.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
The referee calls for Hands to work.
A right hook to the body lands for Hands.
Hands lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
It looks like John Marven has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Hands to work.
Hands lands a shot to the body.
Hands presses Marven against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hands is stalling here.
Hands lands a body shot.
Hands is struggling to control the position.
Hands tries to break free but Marven pushes him back against the ropes.
Hands can't break the clinch.
Hands lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Marven or not.
John Marven has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pillow Hands is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Marven has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hands working hard to break the clinch.
Hands dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pillow Hands showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hands has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight for Pillow Hands!
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight for Pillow Hands!
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight for Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands wins by unanimous decision!
Post fight, Pillow Hands stared into the camera and said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.
The defeated John Marven had this to say: 'There Always A Next Time '.
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