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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Sekany (ranked 1556 p4p, 173 weight class) and Lazerus Limbtwister (ranked 2823 p4p, 301 weight class). Sekany comes to the cage accompanied by John Fogerty-Centerfield. Limbtwister is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Breaking bones,Taking war-by CANNIBAL CORPSE. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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287 lbs
7 - 11 - 0 |
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268 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Sekany!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lazerus Limbtwister!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limbtwister jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sekany has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Limbtwister changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Sekany looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Limbtwister goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Sekany has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Limbtwister but great work by Sekany.
Sekany in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Limbtwister looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Limbtwister struggling a bit here.
Limbtwister tries to buck Sekany off but Sekany is having none of it.
Sekany looks up at the clock and then as Limbtwister takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Sekany smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
It looks like Lazerus Limbtwister has been cut.
Sekany in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Limbtwister is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jake Sekany!
Jake Sekany took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I'm still the best pitcher ever, but I want more. I want a belt and a world series ring, I want a TITLE SHOT Motherfuckers ASAFP...As Soon As Fucking Possible, god bless you all and please donate to my charity...'.
Lazerus Limbtwister was interviewed post fight and said 'Ill be back bitches'.
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