PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Roller (ranked 3831 p4p, 385 weight class) and Heavy HeavyWeight (ranked 3966 p4p, 395 weight class). Heavy HeavyWeight is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Roller
vs
HeavyWeight

198 cm
25
285 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

185 cm
25
280 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rick Roller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Heavy HeavyWeight!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
HeavyWeight looks to land a combination but Roller avoids it well.
HeavyWeight lunges at Roller with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Roller's hand.

Roller tries to keep at a distance but HeavyWeight has taken the fight into the clinch.
HeavyWeight blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roller.
Roller lands an uppercut.

It looks like Heavy HeavyWeight has been cut.
HeavyWeight's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Roller doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Roller tries to throw a body punch but HeavyWeight avoids it by throwing Roller back against the cage.
Roller tries to work over HeavyWeight's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
HeavyWeight tries to work over Roller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roller misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by HeavyWeight.
Roller definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
HeavyWeight doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Roller tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
HeavyWeight struggles to land a body shot inside as Roller controls his hands.
Roller struggles to land a body shot inside as HeavyWeight controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from HeavyWeight.
Roller misses with a body punch.
Roller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
HeavyWeight presses Roller against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
HeavyWeight lands a hook that snaps the head of Roller backwards.
A short right from HeavyWeight on the inside.
A body shot lands from HeavyWeight.
Roller is breathing heavily.
HeavyWeight blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Roller fails to land.
HeavyWeight lands a hook to the side of the head.
HeavyWeight struggles to land a body shot inside as Roller controls his hands.
Roller swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Roller misses with a short punch on the inside.
HeavyWeight pushes Roller back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
HeavyWeight blocking some punches.
HeavyWeight misses with the head strike.
HeavyWeight lands a body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Roller prevents a body shot from HeavyWeight.
A short uppercut from HeavyWeight.
Roller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Roller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Roller fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
HeavyWeight lands with a light punch inside.

It looks like Rick Roller has been cut.
HeavyWeight prevents Roller from breaking the clinch.
A hook to the body from HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight scores with a shot to the side of Roller's head.
HeavyWeight makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Roller is rocked!
HeavyWeight is working Roller over against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight lands a right hand.
Oh Roller is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A right hook to the body lands for HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Roller to his knees! HeavyWeight keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heavy HeavyWeight!
During a confident post fight interview, Heavy HeavyWeight thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.