PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rodney Gore (ranked 9284 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bug Turd (ranked 6962 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Gore
vs
Turd

180 cm
19
188 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

194 cm
18
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rodney Gore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd throws a series of punches but Gore moves out of range.
Turd stuns Gore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gore tries to score a power double leg takedown but Turd sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Gore somewhat.
Gore closes this distance looking for a takedown but Turd circles away.
Turd scores with a hook to the body. Gore takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Turd fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Gore gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rodney Gore. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd lands a nice hook to Gore's body. Gore takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Gore is breathing heavily.
Gore takes one to the chin there.
Turd scores with a punch to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Turd. That snapped Gore's head back.
Gore goes for a double leg but Turd avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Turd continues to drive forward.
Gore is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Turd scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Gore crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bug Turd!
A less than humble Bug Turd misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.