PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Zerk Manboy (ranked 5157 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bug Turd (ranked 4938 p4p, 0 weight class). Zerk Manboy has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Manboy
vs
Turd

170 cm
25
193 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

194 cm
18
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zerk Manboy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It looked like Manboy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Turd.
Manboy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Turd misses with a hook to the body
and Manboy counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd misses with a lunging right hand
and Manboy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Turd fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Manboy moves away from the strike by Turd.
Manboy thuds a left hand into Turd's body.
Manboy throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Manboy throws a big counter combination but Turd scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Manboy lands a nice shot that snaps Turd's head back.
Turd jabs Manboy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd dips to his left and cracks Manboy with an uppercut!
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Manboy.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Manboy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd looks to land a left hand but Manboy moved out of range nicely.
Manboy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Manboy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Manboy throws a hook to the side of Turd's head but Turd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Turd looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turd. Manboy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd looks to throw the jab but Manboy is out of range.
Manboy throwing a counter right hand but Turd manages to avoid it.
Manboy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Manboy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd throws a series of punches but Manboy moves out of range.
Turd misses with a straight left.
Turd lunges at Manboy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Manboy's hand.
Manboy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Manboy moves out of range of the strikes.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like Manboy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Manboy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Manboy throws out the jab.
Turd fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Manboy is out of range.
As Turd looks to move away, Manboy throws a big counter combo but Turd just gets out of the way.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Turd throws a left and a right that both miss
and Manboy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Turd misses with a body shot
enabling Manboy to counter with a crisp jab.
Manboy cracks Turd with a right hand to the side of the head.
Turd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Manboy.
Bug Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Turd moves into the clinch.
Turd scores with a hook to the body.
Manboy wants to stall.
Turd throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Manboys head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Manboy drops down looking for an ankle pick but Turd pulls his leg out and moves away.
Manboy is breathing heavily.

Turd has closed the distance and engaged Manboy in a clinch.
Turd lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Turd lands a shoulder strike.
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
Manboy is working for takedown but Turd is calmly controlling the position for now.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Turd works on Manboy's body with a couple of short punches.
Turd pushes Manboy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Manboy backwards.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Turd.
Still in the clinch, Turd scores with a nice short uppercut.
Turd lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Turd has Manboy pressed against the cage, preventing Manboy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Turd scores with a nice hook to the head.
Turd lands a left hand.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Manboy backwards.
Turd lands with a right to the head.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Manboy wants to stall.
A body shot lands from Turd.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Manboy.
Manboy takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bug Turd dominated that round.
That's time! Manboy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Manboy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Manboy throws a series of punches but Turd avoids them all with ease.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Manboy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A lazy body kick from Turd
and Manboy counters with a left and a right that stings Turd.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Manboy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Turd throws a sloppy body shot
letting Manboy counter with a right hand.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd misses with the combination.
Manboy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd misses with a right hand
and Manboy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Turd slips under a jab.
Turd misses with an uppercut
and Manboy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Manboy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Manboy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Manboy appears to be looking for a big counter.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Manboy feints a jab promting Turd to slip. Manboy then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Turd slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Manboy throws a right hand that misses

and Turd counters by moving into the clinch.
Manboy is trying to pull guard but Turd turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Turd lands with a left to the head.
Turd can't find room to land a body shot as Manboy controls the action.
Manboy is trying to push Turd away but Turd has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short body shot lands from Turd as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Turd.
Turd lands a hook to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Turd.
Manboy is trying to break the clinch but Turd is controlling him.
A short uppercut from Turd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Turd pushes Manboy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a shoulder strike.
Turd gets through Manboy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turd lands a body punch in the clinch.
Turd pushes Manboy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Manboy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Turd digs a right hand into Manboy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Manboy's gas tank.
Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Turd.
Turd lands a nice shot to the body.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Manboy backwards.
A short uppercut from Turd.
Turd stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Turd.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A shot in the inside from Turd.
Turd scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Turd lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Manboy or not.
A short left from Turd.
Manboy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Manboy is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right hook to the body lands for Turd.
Bug Turd seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Turd.
Oh Manboy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turd throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Manboys head.
Manboy seems to have got his legs back now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Turd on the inside.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Turd in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd lands an uppercut.
Turd creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Manboy's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Manboy drops to his knees and Turd pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bug Turd!
Bug Turd tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.