PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Cruz Dominiguez (ranked 3557 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 15807 p4p, 134 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Dominiguez
vs
Falwell

173 cm
30
147 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

171 cm
42
136 lbs
2 - 92 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cruz Dominiguez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 92 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dominiguez avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dominiguez thinks about countering with a head kick.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Dominiguez moves out of range easily.
Falwell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Dominiguez counters with a head kick from the bowels of hell that crumples Falwell! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Cruz Dominiguez!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.