PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 3698 p4p, 135 weight class) and Dunder Mifflin (ranked 8485 p4p, 162 weight class). Brock Lesnar has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Lesnar
vs
Mifflin

191 cm
43
265 lbs
32 - 15 - 1

193 cm
28
256 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dunder Mifflin!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mifflin throws a right and a left that Lesnar avoids nicely.
Mifflin misses with a hook
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mifflin misses with an uppercut
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Mifflin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It looked like Lesnar wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mifflin throws a poor cross that misses
and Lesnar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Mifflin lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Lesnar goes down! The ref sends Mifflin to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Lesnar is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mifflin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lesnar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mifflin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Mifflin misses with a hook
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Mifflin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Mifflin swings widly with a right hand
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Mifflin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lesnar counters with a nice uppercut.
Mifflin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Mifflin misses with a hook to the body
and Lesnar counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mifflin misses the body punch
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Mifflin throws a lazy uppercut
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mifflin misses with a combination
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Mifflin closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Lesnar crashing to the mat! Lesnar uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!
Dunder Mifflin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mifflin misses with a hook
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mifflin misses with a right hand
and Lesnar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mifflin scores with a jab.
Mifflin looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mifflin swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Lesnar counters with a straight right hand.

Lesnar ducks into a a hook from Mifflin and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!

Lesnar is rocked!
Lesnar slips a jab and a cross from Mifflin.
Mifflin swings widly with a right hand
and Lesnar counters with a straight right hand.
Mifflin misses with a hook
and Lesnar counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mifflin throws an off balance right hand
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mifflin throws an off balance right hand
and Lesnar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mifflin lands a body shot.
Mifflin misses with a hook
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Mifflin misses with a shot to the body
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lesnar takes one to the chin there.
Mifflin misses with a hook
and Lesnar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mifflin throws an off balance right hand
letting Lesnar counter with a right hand.
Mifflin falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lesnar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mifflin throws a lazy uppercut
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mifflin misses with a shot to the body
letting Lesnar counter with a right hand.
Mifflin throws a poor cross that misses
and Lesnar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dunder Mifflin will get the nod in that round, having scored multiple knockdowns.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Mifflin throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Mifflin falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Mifflin throws a right hand that misses
and Lesnar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A right-left combo lands from Mifflin.
Brock Lesnar is winning the standup battle so far.
Mifflin misses with a hook
and Lesnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Mifflin's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Mifflin duly obliges.
Mifflin misses with a body shot
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lesnar is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mifflin misses with a body punch
and Mifflin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mifflin misses the body punch
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mifflin throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lesnar takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mifflin lands a right hook to the body.
Dunder Mifflin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mifflin misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Mifflin throws a lazy uppercut
and Lesnar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mifflin throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mifflin throws a right hand that misses
and Lesnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mifflin misses with a body punch
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Mifflin misses with an uppercut
and Lesnar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mifflin throws a right hand that misses
and Lesnar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mifflin misses with a right hand
enabling Lesnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Mifflin lands a right and a left and another right! Lesnar goes down! Oh, he's in big, big trouble! 3,4,5,6,7,8... he's up to one knee... 9,10! He can't beat the count - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dunder Mifflin!
Dunder Mifflin is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Dunder Mifflin made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.