PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bug Turd (ranked 3883 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andrew Johnson (ranked 7221 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Turd
vs
Johnson

194 cm
18
190 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

178 cm
19
185 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Andrew Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Johnson.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Johnson misses with the combination.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Johnson - that will leave a mark!
Jab from Johnson.
Johnson misses the body punch
and Turd counters with a left to the body.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Turd looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Turd loads up on a big right hand but Johnson slips the punch.
Turd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Johnson tries to work over Turd's front leg with a kick but Turd checks it.
Turd is looking to counter the offense by Johnson and move into the clinch.
Turd lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turd's corner calls for a 1-2. Turd obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Johnson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Turd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some wild striking there from Johnson.
Johnson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Johnson throws a leg kick but Turd moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd cracks Johnson with a good jab.
Johnson throws out a loose jab but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Johnson misses with a double jab
and Turd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Johnson moves away from the strike by Turd.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
A swing and a miss from Johnson.
As Johnson tries to get set, Turd tries to push him back and clinch up but Johnson manages to avoid the attempt.
Johnson wants to land a leg kick but Turd is out of range.
Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Turd looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Johnson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Johnson throws a sloppy head kick
and Turd counters with a right hand to the body.
Johnson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Turd.
Johnson throws a right hand that Turd ducks under and follows up with a left that Turd also avoids with ease.
Turd connects with a jab.
Johnson swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Turd seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd cracks a nice hook into Johnson's ribs.
Turd paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Johnson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Johnson scores with a jab to the head.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Johnson. Turd shrugs it off though.
A combination from Johnson does no damage.
Turd scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Johnson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Turd fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Johnson on the side of the head.
Johnson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Johnson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Turd tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Johnson manages to circle out of the way.
Turd with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Johnson looks to land a body kick but Turd moved away.
Andrew Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Donk. Turd catches Johnson right on the button with a cross.
Turd scores with a sloppy right hand. Johnson should have avoided that one.
Johnson throws a sloppy head kick

and Turd moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Turd looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd prevents Johnson from breaking the clinch.
Johnson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice left hand lands by Turd.
Turd blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Johnson working aggressively here.
Johnson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Turd works on Johnson's body with a couple of short punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson stalling in the clinch but Turd improves position.
Johnson missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Johnson tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
Johnson wants to break free but Turd has control.
A short right from Turd on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Turd.
Johnson has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Turd seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Johnson can turn it around.
Johnson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Turd has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Johnson.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd has Johnson pressed against the cage, preventing Johnson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Turd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Turd is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Johnson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Turd has him pressed against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Good body shot from Turd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bug Turd dominated that round.
That's time! Turd's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Johnson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Turd slips under a jab from Johnson.
Johnson lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Johnson just misses with a punch to the body.
Turd dodges the punch combination from Johnson.
Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Johnson can do to turn this around?
Johnson scores with a jab to the body.
Turd dodges the punch combination from Johnson.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turd bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Johnson's head backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Johnson throws a lazy head kick
and Turd counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd cracks Johnson with a good jab.
Good shot there by Turd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johnson misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson misses with a head kick.

Turd moves into the clinch successfully.
Turd lands a right hand.
Johnson has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
Turd scores with a hook to the body.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Johnson looking to slow down the pace here.
A short right from Turd on the inside.
A short left from Turd.
Johnson wants to stall.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Turd lands a body shot in the clinch.
Turd lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Johnson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Turd scores with a shot to the side of Johnson's head.
Turd digs a right hand into Johnson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Johnson's gas tank.
A short left from Turd.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.

Johnson is rocked!
Turd lands with a left to the head.
Johnson is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?
Turd scores with a nice hook to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Still in the clinch, Turd scores with a nice short uppercut.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Turd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right from Turd.
Johnson tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Johnson wants to stall.
Turd lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd blocking some punches.
Turd keeps control of Johnson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bug Turd has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Johnson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Turd.
Turd avoiding damage as Johnson throws knees to the body.
Turd scores with a nice hook to the head.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Turd on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Turd blocks an elbow strike.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Johnson working hard to break the clinch.
A body shot lands from Turd.
Turd digs a right hand into Johnson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Johnson's gas tank.
Johnson seems to have recovered his senses.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd working aggressively here.
Johnson trying to stall but Turd improves his position.
A right hand to the body from Turd.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Turd blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Johnson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Turd's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Johnson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Turd.
Johnson tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
Johnson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Turd lands a nice uppercut.
Turd throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Johnsons head.
Turd lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Johnson or not.
Good body shot from Turd.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd lands with a left to the head.
Turd presses Johnson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Johnson.
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Johnson's efforts to push away.
A nice left hand lands by Turd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bug Turd dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Turd thuds his right hand into Johnson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Johnson tries a head kick but it misses.
Johnson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Turd throws a body punch but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Johnson.
A counter left hand to the body from Turd misses its target.
Turd misses with a jab, cross combination.
Johnson slips a straight right by Turd.
Johnson misses with a body kick.
Nice defenses there by Johnson.
Johnson misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Johnson misses with a wild combination.
Andrew Johnson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Turd throws a right hand that Johnson ducks under and follows up with a left that Johnson also avoids with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Johnson dodges the punch combination from Turd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Johnson tries to keep at a distance but Turd has taken the fight into the clinch.
Johnson misses with a punch on the inside.
Turd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch but Turd keeps him there for the moment.
Johnson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Turd digs a right hand underneath Johnson's ribcage. Johnson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Johnson is trying to stall.
Johnson is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Turd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A hook to the body from Turd.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Turd.
Turd lands with a right to the head.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turd lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johnson is trying to push Turd away but Turd has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Turd lands with a right to the head.
Johnson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Johnson working aggressively here.
Turd is leaning against Johnson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Johnson can't find room to land a body shot as Turd controls the action.
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Turd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Turd as Johnson tries to tie him up.
Johnson misses with a knee to the head.
Turd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands a right hand.
Turd lands a body punch.
Turd pushes Johnson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Johnson tries to break the clinch but Turd is controlling the position.
Andrew Johnson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Johnson is looking to break free of the clinch but Turd has double underhooks.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Turd.
Johnson stalling in the clinch but Turd improves position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Johnson! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Turd is unloading with more strikes now! Johnson drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bug Turd!
Our winner, Bug Turd, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.