PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackin Off (ranked 5342 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pickle Dickle (ranked 4770 p4p, 0 weight class). Pickle Dickle is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Off
vs
Dickle

196 cm
18
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

204 cm
18
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jackin Off!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pickle Dickle!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickle misses with a hook. Off ducked under it nicely.
Off cracks Dickle with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A punch combination from Off misses.
Dickle staying out of range there.
Off cracks Dickle with a good jab.
Dickle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Off swings for the body but Dickle moves out of range.
Dickle swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Off misses with a jab, cross combination.
Off swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Off misses with a shot to the body
and Dickle counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Off throws a body punch but Dickle moves out of range.
Dickle lands a glancing blow to the side of Off's head.
Off lands with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Off looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Off definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Off takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Off throws a hook but Dickle avoids it easily.
Off slips a straight right by Dickle.
Off was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Off slips a jab from Dickle.
An attempted straight right counter from Off misses the target.
Off looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickle is just out of range.
Dickle ducks under a wild hook from Off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickle takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Off throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dickle counters with a left to the body.
Off throws an off balance right hand

and Dickle counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Dickle throws a punch but it's blocked by Off.
Off blocking some punches.
Off tries to throw a body punch but Dickle avoids it by throwing Off back against the cage.
Dickle tries a body shot but Off blocks it.
Off lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Off fails to land.
Off has a couple of punches blocked by Dickle.
Dickle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dickle takes a shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Off scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dickle blocking some punches.
Dickle lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Off misses with some punches.
Off lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Off.
Off lands with a short shot to the head.
Off scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Off lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Off.
Off lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickle misses with a body punch.
Dickle misses with a short punch on the inside.
Off lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dickle or not.
A short right from Off on the inside.
Dickle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Off lands a body shot.
Off lands a hook that snaps the head of Dickle backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Off.
Dickle looks winded!
Off pushes Dickle back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short left from Off.
Off tries to work over Dickle's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice left hand lands by Off.

Dickle is rocked!
Off dips a shoulder and cracks Dickle with a mighty uppercut! Dickle falls back against the cage and Off unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dickle is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Off screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jackin Off!
During a confident post fight interview, Jackin Off thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Pickle Dickle stepped up to the mic, saying 'Inteligent'.