PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Gutzy Mane (ranked 4749 p4p, 219 weight class) and Broseph Stalin (ranked 3320 p4p, 157 weight class). Broseph Stalin has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Gutzy Mane's chin.

Mane
vs
Stalin

173 cm
18
137 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

163 cm
18
147 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gutzy Mane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Broseph Stalin!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stalin moves into the clinch.
Mane blocking some punches.
Stalin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Mane's efforts to push away.
Mane blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stalin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mane backwards.
Stalin blocks a body shot from Mane.
Mane tries to circle away but Stalin has him pinned against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mane.
Stalin working aggressively here.
The referee is keeping an eye on Mane - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Mane blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mane is trying to break the clinch but Stalin is controlling him.
Mane tries to stall but Stalin uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stalin misses with a punch on the inside.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mane working hard to break the clinch.
Mane blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mane blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mane displaying some good clinch control by pressing Stalin up against the cage.
Stalin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Mane.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Mane.
Mane is struggling to control the position.
Stalin lands a shoulder strike.
Mane is trying to stall.
Mane wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Mane misses with some punches.
Stalin lands a right hand.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stalin working aggressively here.
Stalin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mane backwards.
Mane is trying to force a seperation but Stalin has the dominant position.
Stalin misses with a short punch on the inside.

Mane breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Stalin gets a clinch.
Mane's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Mane is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Oh Mane is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stalin creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Mane's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Mane drops to his knees and Stalin pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Broseph Stalin!
Broseph Stalin seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.