PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Numero Deux (ranked 3063 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 4302 p4p, 0 weight class). Deux comes to the cage accompanied by Post Party Depression. Bateman has chosen Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Deux
vs
Bateman

199 cm
40
279 lbs
31 - 33 - 0

203 cm
46
274 lbs
47 - 27 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 33 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Numero Deux!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 47 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Dillan Fox and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Bateman.
Bateman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Deux throwing a counter right hand but Bateman manages to avoid it.
Deux throws a hook to the side of Bateman's head but Bateman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Deux darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Bateman.
Deux connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bateman momentarily.
Deux throws a hook to the side of Bateman's head but Bateman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bateman feints a counter leg kick.
Deux uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bateman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Deux's corner calls for a 1-2. Deux obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Deux pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bateman is out of range and Deux settles back down.
Deux fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Deux connects with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Deux ducks under a wild hook from Bateman.
Deux throws a jab but it's blocked by Bateman.
Deux loads up on a big right hand but Bateman slips the punch.
Deux scores with a punch to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Deux is looking to slow Bateman down with leg kicks.
Deux lands a lovely overhand right.
Bateman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fighters circle momentarily. Deux darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bateman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Deux.
It seemed like Bateman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Deux keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bateman.
Deux wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Deux has taken the fight to the clinch.
Deux lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bateman.

Bateman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Deux throws a shot from downtown. Bateman moves away and avoids it.
Bateman replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Deux blocks it well.
Bateman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bateman blocks a jab.
Numero Deux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Deux throws a leg kick which misses Bateman's front leg but catches the back leg as Bateman tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Deux bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bateman's head backwards.
Deux throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bateman counters with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman ducks under a wild hook from Deux.
Deux uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bateman has time to react.
That kick from Deux tenderised Bateman's leg. Bateman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bateman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Deux thows a left - swing and a miss!
Good leg kick by Deux there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Deux keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bateman.
Deux throws a big counter combination but Bateman scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bateman blocks a leg kick.

Deux gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bateman is trying to break free.
Bateman avoids a wild elbow strike from Deux.
Nice elbow from Deux.
Deux misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Deux.

Bateman breaks from the clinch.
Deux connects with a body shot that sends Bateman's belly button to the back.
Bateman ducks under a wild hook from Deux.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Deux throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Deux misses with a right hand
and Bateman counters with a good low kick that Deux was not able to check.
A swing and a miss from Deux.
Deux misses with a low kick as Bateman jumps back.
Bateman moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Deux tries to score with a low kick but Bateman moves his leg out of the way.
Deux rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bateman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Deux is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Deux misses with an uppercut.
Bateman defending well as Deux loads up on a big left hand.
Deux with a hook.
Deux swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Deux uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bateman has time to react.
Deux misses with a straight left.
Deux throws out a powerful jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman moves away from the strike by Deux.
Bateman is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Deux with a body shot.
Deux throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bateman lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Deux blocks a leg kick.
Deux wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bateman ducks under a wild hook from Deux.
Bateman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Deux, right into the meat.
Deux throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bateman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bateman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bateman. Deux does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bateman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Bateman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bateman lands with a kick to the temple. Deux shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Deux throws a right hand that misses
and Bateman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bateman takes one to the side of the head.
Deux misses with an uppercut.
Bateman tries a quick counter leg kick but Deux is wise to it.
Bateman motions for Deux to come forward. Bateman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Numero Deux dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Deux fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bateman, pushing him back against the cage.
Deux gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bateman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Bateman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bateman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bateman takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Deux tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bateman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Deux.
Deux throws an overhand right that lands on Bateman's shoulder, as Bateman tries to avoid the shot.
Deux misses with a double jab.
Bateman shapes to counter with a head kick.
Deux misses with an uppercut
and Bateman counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Deux is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Bateman just misses with a punch to the body.
Deux was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Deux lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bateman at a distance.
Deux keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Deux lands a jab to the nose.
Deux lunges at Bateman with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bateman's hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Deux throws a hook but Bateman avoids it easily.

Deux moves into range and clinches up with Bateman.

Deux breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Deux looks to land a right hand but Bateman moved out of range.
Bateman on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Deux connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Bateman is rocked!
Deux misses with a lunging right hand
letting Bateman counter with a right hand.
Good shot there by Deux.
Bateman is still on wobbly legs! Can Deux finish him?
Deux cracks Bateman with a left hook right on the temple and Bateman goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Deux lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Bateman is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Numero Deux!