PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Zerk Manboy (ranked 5496 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack MaHogOff (ranked 3954 p4p, 0 weight class). Zerk Manboy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Manboy
vs
MaHogOff

170 cm
25
193 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

187 cm
25
199 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zerk Manboy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack MaHogOff!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut lands for Manboy. That snapped MaHogOff's head back.
Manboy throws a right hand that MaHogOff ducks under and follows up with a left that MaHogOff also avoids with ease.
Manboy backing away here, and MaHogOff unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Manboy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Manboy with a jab.
MaHogOff shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Manboy counters with a straight right hand.
Manboy lands a nice shot that snaps MaHogOff's head back.
Manboy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but MaHogOff moves away.
MaHogOff's coach down at Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym (ALL ELITE COACHES) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on MaHogOff's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Manboy throws a body punch but MaHogOff moves out of range.
MaHogOff with the counter takedown but Manboy avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Manboy.
Manboy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
MaHogOff feints the counter takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Manboy looks to land a combination but MaHogOff avoids it well.
Zerk Manboy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

MaHogOff looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Manboy!
MaHogOff landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Manboy knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for MaHogOff on the ground.
MaHogOff working the ground and pound but Manboy is defending the strikes.
MaHogOff scores with a couple of short elbows.
MaHogOff throwing shots but missing, from side control.
MaHogOff cracks Manboy with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Manboy is not content to let MaHogOff control the position.
Manboy taking a bit of punishment here - MaHogOff scoring with strikes.
MaHogOff working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MaHogOff scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Manboy to see if he's OK.
Manboy is breathing heavily.
MaHogOff in side control lands a decent elbow.
MaHogOff works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
MaHogOff creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

Manboy is rocked!
MaHogOff creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Oh Manboy is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Manboy takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
A big shot lands for MaHogOff! That's hurt Manboy! Will he recover? MaHogOff fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack MaHogOff!
Jack MaHogOff seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.