PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Patton (ranked 1431 p4p, 54 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1546 p4p, 58 weight class). Patton's entrance music is Keep your hands to yourself- Georgia Satellites. A fine choice. Diddlybottom has chosen Milquetoast as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Patton
vs
Diddlybottom

193 cm
36
287 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

213 cm
30
284 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Pit Bull Development
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Patton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom works the jab nicely.
Patton swinging wildly here.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab. Patton acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Patton chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diddlybottom can pounce on him.
Patton looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Patton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diddlybottom.
Patton misses the shot to the body.
Good exchange - Diddlybottom coming out on top.

It looks like George Patton has been cut.
We've been told by Patton's head coaches at Tayne's 4d3d3d3 Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Diddlybottom pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Patton missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diddlybottom punishes Patton's body with a nice straight punch.
George Patton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Patton connects with a single shot there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left and a right from Patton both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Diddlybottom throws a good cross that connects.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Patton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Diddlybottom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Diddlybottom rushes Patton and presses him up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Diddlybottom.
A nice left hand lands by Diddlybottom.

Patton pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom fails in his attempt to clinch.
No luck for Diddlybottom with that takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Patton misses with the combination.
Patton misses with a wild combination.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Some wild striking there from Patton.
Diddlybottom flicks out a counter leg kick but Patton steps away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patton missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A nice side step and Diddlybottom releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Patton throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Patton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diddlybottom circles away quickly and effectively.
Patton checks a low kick from Diddlybottom.

Diddlybottom moves into the clinch successfully.
Diddlybottom misses with the head strike.
Diddlybottom slowing the pace effectively.

Patton breaks the clinch.
Patton fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Diddlybottom gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but Patton turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Patton's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Diddlybottom scores with a head kick. Patton tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Patton misses with a wild body shot.
Patton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Diddlybottom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Patton lunges at Diddlybottom with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Diddlybottom's hand.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Patton.
Patton on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Diddlybottom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Diddlybottom motions for Patton to come forward. Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Patton connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Diddlybottom looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Diddlybottom scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Patton sees it coming and moves out of range.
Patton bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
George Patton is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Diddlybottom looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Patton had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patton just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Patton stuns Diddlybottom with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Diddlybottom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Diddlybottom connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Patton's hands.
Patton misses with a wild combination.
Patton on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Patton misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Diddlybottom closes the distance and pushes Patton back into the cage.
Patton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Patton prevents a body shot from Diddlybottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Patton.
Patton avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Patton stalks Diddlybottom and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Diddlybottom's face. Diddlybottom staggers backwards, shaken.
Diddlybottom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Patton's calf.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patton. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Patton stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom goes for a double leg but Patton avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Patton continues to drive forward.
Diddlybottom looks for the body kick but Patton saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Diddlybottom, as that shot connected.
Patton fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Patton throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diddlybottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Patton moves out of range.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Patton has time to react.
Patton is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Patton throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diddlybottom. Patton does a little dance to reset his feet.
A clash of legs there as Patton blocks the low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Patton misses the target.
Patton throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diddlybottom chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Diddlybottom, as that shot connected.
Patton misses the jab.
A good leg kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Patton.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patton. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Patton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Patton throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
A lazy left from Patton finds it's target.
Patton misses with a two punch combination.
Patton just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Diddlybottom! But no joy.
Diddlybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Patton was well out of range. Poor timing from Diddlybottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom misses with a takedown attempt - Patton sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Patton.
Patton throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patton. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good leg kick by Diddlybottom there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice cross by Patton.
Diddlybottom throws a solid leg kick but Patton takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Diddlybottom.
Patton lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Patton throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom moves away from the strike by Patton.
Patton moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom shoots in looking for a takedown. Patton tries to sprawl out of it but Diddlybottom keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Patton manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
George Patton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Patton.
Patton fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Patton.
Diddlybottom moves forwards but Patton connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Patton doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Patton throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A solid body kick from Diddlybottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Diddlybottom cracks Patton with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Diddlybottom takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Diddlybottom darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Patton might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Diddlybottom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Patton doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Patton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Diddlybottom in particular looking to stall.
Diddlybottom trying to control from half guard but Patton is working away.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Patton does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that George Patton will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Diddlybottom slips a jab from Patton.
Patton blocks a jab.
A swing and a miss from Diddlybottom.
Patton misses with a series of wild punches.
Diddlybottom jabs Patton right on the nose. Patton blinks but takes it well.
Diddlybottom thuds his right hand into Patton's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Patton misses with a head kick.
Diddlybottom appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Patton checks a low kick from Diddlybottom.

Diddlybottom clinches up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Patton breaks from the clinch.
Patton scores with a crisp jab that stopped Diddlybottom in his tracks.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Patton.
Patton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diddlybottom throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom misses with a kick to the body.
Patton lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Patton paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Patton throws a big counter combination but Diddlybottom scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Diddlybottom throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Patton.
Diddlybottom connects with a looping right hand.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Patton swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Patton avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a head kick.
Patton looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Patton throws a right and a left that both miss.
Patton throws a sloppy body shot

and Diddlybottom counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Diddlybottom.
Patton's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Patton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom prevents Patton from getting back to his feet.
Patton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patton wants to stand but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
Diddlybottom is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Diddlybottom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Patton works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Patton is working from the bottom.
Patton knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diddlybottom on the ground.
Diddlybottom is stalling in the full guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Patton keeps moving.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Patton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Patton tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diddlybottom lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Diddlybottom connects with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom lands a really nice looking cross but Patton seems unphased.

George Patton's cut is getting worse.
Patton lands a nice looking body shot.
Patton misses with an uppercut. Diddlybottom saw that one coming.
Patton looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Patton.
Patton swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. Patton won't be happy with that.
Patton on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Patton is defending well.
Diddlybottom looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Patton is avoiding damage well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Diddlybottom has hold of Patton's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Patton seems comfortable defending it but Diddlybottom has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Patton is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Patton is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Diddlybottom couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated George Patton had this to say: 'I'd like to thank my opponent, and apologize to the fans.'.