PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Nile Vulgar (ranked 8021 p4p, 642 weight class) and Terry Workmen (ranked 24097 p4p, 716 weight class). Workmen has chosen Working for the Weekend as his entrance music. Nile Vulgar is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Vulgar
vs
Workmen

173 cm
20
168 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

181 cm
22
145 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

World class MT
Very strong

Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nile Vulgar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Terry Workmen!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yukihiro Shimada and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Workmen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Vulgar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Workmen throws out the jab.
Good exchange - Vulgar coming out on top.
Workmen misses with the combination.
Vulgar fires out a quick counter leg kick but Workmen just manages to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Vulgar. That's going to slow Workmen down.
Vulgar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Danga de danga de dang - Vulgar scores with a four punch combination!

Workmen is rocked!
Workmen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Workmen is still on wobbly legs! Can Vulgar finish him?

Workmen moves into range and clinches up with Vulgar.
Workmen seems to have recovered his senses.

Workmen manages to break the clinch.

Workmen clinches up against the ropes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Workmen working hard to break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Workmen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Workmen is looking to control Vulgar's arms but Vulgar gets an underhook and turns him. Now Workmen has his back to the ropes.
A bit of stalling here from Workmen.
Vulgar crunches a lovely knee into Workmen's ribcage.
Workmen taking a breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vulgar gets through Workmen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Vulgar works on Workmen's body with a couple of short punches.
Vulgar lands with a short shot to the head.

Vulgar drops Workmen with a big knee! Will Workmen beat the count? Yep, he's up already and we're only at 3... let's see if he's just faking it or if he's actually OK.
Vulgar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vulgar fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloppy strikes from Vulgar. Those never looked like landing.

Vulgar gets tackled into the ropes by Workmen. Workmen maintains the clinch.
Vulgar connects with a knee to the head.
Vulgar lands a left hand.
Workmen is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Vulgar breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Workmen with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Workmen looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Workmen get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Nile Vulgar!
A very excited looking Nile Vulgar made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Terry Workmen was interviewed post fight and said 'Win or loss, I am your workin' man!'.