PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Conrad Poohs (ranked 5603 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abroham Lincoln (ranked 5466 p4p, 0 weight class). Poohs comes to the cage accompanied by Dancing Teeth. Conrad Poohs could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Abroham Lincoln's chin.

Poohs
vs
Lincoln

178 cm
21
155 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

175 cm
29
155 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Conrad Poohs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Abroham Lincoln!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poohs avoids the body shot from Lincoln.
Poohs lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A jab from Poohs misses.
Lincoln keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Poohs.
Poohs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Poohs loads up on a big right hand but Lincoln slips the punch.
Poohs scores with a sloppy right hand. Lincoln should have avoided that one.
Abroham Lincoln seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lincoln throws a shot from downtown. Poohs moves away and avoids it.
Poohs throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Lincoln to counter with a crisp jab.
Poohs tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A little jabbing left from Lincoln on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Lincoln finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Poohs quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lincoln misses with a left hand
and Poohs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lincoln misses with a hook. Poohs ducked under it nicely.
As Lincoln backs away, Poohs returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A big right from Poohs misses.
Lincoln misses the jab.
Poohs takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Poohs misses
enabling Lincoln to counter with a crisp jab.
Lincoln misses with an uppercut.
Poohs looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Lincoln misses with a low kick as Poohs jumps back.
Poohs tried to counter with a leg kick but Lincoln avoided it.
Good standup being displayed there by Poohs as he connects with a hook.
Poohs waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lincoln.
Poohs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lincoln.
Lincoln smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lincoln misses with a looping left.
Lincoln ducks under a wild hook from Poohs.
Poohs looks to land a right hand but Lincoln moved out of range.
Poohs takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Lincoln misses with a straight right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Poohs. That's going to slow Lincoln down.
Lincoln throws out a loose jab but Poohs uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lincoln blocks the body kick.
Poohs throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lincoln counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lincoln fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Poohs manages to avoid it.
Lincoln lands a jab to the head.
Poohs throws a leg kick but Lincoln moved away.
The fighters circling - Poohs throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Poohs lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A low kick from Lincoln is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Poohs throws the kick towards the body but Lincoln avoids it.
Lincoln throws a jab when Poohs was well out of range.
Poohs throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Lincoln uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Poohs.
Lincoln throws a looping overhand right but Poohs ducks down to avoid it.
Lincoln checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Lincoln appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Lincoln crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Poohs - the referee stops the clock and Lincoln gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Poohs. Lincoln manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poohs displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lincoln throws out the jab.
Lincoln does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Poohs keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lincoln.
Lincoln slips a straight right by Poohs.
Lincoln lands a jab to the head.
Poohs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Lincoln is predictable there
and Poohs finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Poohs throws a leg kick which misses Lincoln's front leg but catches the back leg as Lincoln tries to avoid it.
Poohs swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lincoln.
Poohs throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lincoln counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Poohs thinking.
Lincoln ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Poohs pushes Lincoln away with a front kick.
Lincoln pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lincoln throws a hook but Poohs avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lincoln shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lincoln displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Poohs throws out the jab.
Lincoln throws a jab but it's blocked by Poohs.
Poohs connects with an inside leg kick.
Poohs fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lincoln has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Poohs keeps Lincoln at a distance using the push kick.
Lincoln throws a push kick but Poohs slaps the foot to one side.
Lincoln throws an overhand right that lands on Poohs's shoulder, as Poohs tries to avoid the shot.
Lincoln lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lincoln jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Poohs.
Poohs throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lincoln throws a hook but Poohs blocks it.
Lincoln thuds his right hand into Poohs's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Conrad Poohs will probably get the nod.
That's time! Poohs's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Poohs fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lincoln fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Poohs checks it well.
Lincoln jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lincoln throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Poohs connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lincoln thows a leg kick but Poohs checks it
and Poohs counters with a nice body kick.
Lincoln lands a jab to Poohs's midsection.
Lincoln tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Poohs is able to avoid easily.
Conrad Poohs is winning the standup battle so far.
Poohs misses with a head kick.
Lincoln looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Poohs has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Poohs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lincoln's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Lincoln uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Poohs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lincoln on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Poohs scores with a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lincoln lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Poohs has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Poohs and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lincoln jabs at Poohs's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Poohs scores with a head kick. Lincoln tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Lincoln is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poohs takes one to the side of the head.
Lincoln has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Poohs.
Lincoln throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Poohs stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Poohs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Poohs ducks under a wild hook from Lincoln.
Poohs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lincoln fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lincoln misses the shot to the body.
Poohs tried to counter with a leg kick but Lincoln avoided it.
A bone on bone clash there as Poohs blocks the leg kick.
Lincoln misses with a low kick.
Poohs was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Good work by Lincoln as he checks the leg kick.
Poohs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lincoln.
Lincoln moves out of range of the strikes.
Poohs misses with a lunging right hand
and Lincoln counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lincoln blocks a jab.
Poohs scores with a decent looking hook.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Poohs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Poohs, right into the meat.
The fighters circling - Lincoln throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lincoln dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Poohs moves out of range of the leg kick from Lincoln.
Poohs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Poohs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lincoln.
Lincoln scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Poohs moves out of range as Lincoln strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Poohs. That snapped Lincoln's head back.
Poohs lands with a kick to the ribs.
Poohs cracks the inside of Lincoln's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lincoln moves out of range of the strikes.
Lincoln checks a leg kick nicely.
Lincoln looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Poohs looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lincoln throws a body shot but no joy.
Poohs tries to score with a low kick but Lincoln moves his leg out of the way.
Lincoln blocks a head kick by Poohs.
Lincoln comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Poohs loads up on a big right hand but Lincoln slips the punch.
Poohs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Poohs ducks under a wild hook from Lincoln.
Jab, jab by Poohs - just one landing.
Lincoln cracks Poohs with a good jab.
Poohs lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poohs avoids the body shot from Lincoln.
Lincoln misses with a left hand
and Poohs counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lincoln avoids a kick to the body.
Poohs misses with a looping right.
Lincoln lands with a good body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab from Poohs.
Lincoln drops his hands momentarily and Poohs takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Poohs walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Poohs's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Lincoln connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Poohs scrambles back to his feet.
Poohs throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lincoln throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Poohs on the side of the head.
Poohs lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lincoln jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Poohs waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lincoln.
Lincoln tries a quick counter leg kick but Poohs is wise to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Conrad Poohs will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Lincoln chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Poohs can pounce on him.
A big right from Lincoln misses.
Poohs buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lincoln tried to score with a low kick but Poohs checks it.
Lincoln misses with an uppercut. Poohs saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Poohs misses the target.
Poohs takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lincoln throws a jab but it's blocked by Poohs.
Poohs jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Lincoln moves out of range of the body kick from Poohs.
Poohs scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Poohs moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poohs throws a jab but it's blocked by Lincoln.
Poohs tests Lincoln's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lincoln misses with a leg kick.
Poohs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Lincoln.
A telegraphed right hand from Poohs misses the target.
Poohs has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lincoln finds it's way round the side to connect with Poohs's head.
Poohs gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lincoln.
Lincoln throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Lincoln throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Poohs checks a leg kick.
Lincoln misses with a hook to the body
and Poohs counters with a head kick. That will keep Lincoln thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Lincoln is still on wobbly legs! Can Poohs finish him?
Lincoln lands a nice shot that snaps Poohs's head back.
Lincoln throws a hook but Poohs avoids it easily.
Lincoln misses with a low kick.
Poohs thinks about countering with a head kick.
Lincoln moves forwards but Poohs connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lincoln on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Poohs throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lincoln! But no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poohs misses with a hook
and Lincoln counters with a nice uppercut.
Poohs looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Poohs misses with a right hand
and Lincoln counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Poohs takes one to the side of the head.
Lincoln pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Poohs is looking to counter punch.
Lincoln cracks a nice hook into Poohs's ribs.
Poohs throws an off balance right hand
and Lincoln counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lincoln throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lincoln darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Poohs moves out of range of the leg kick from Lincoln.
Poohs throws a counter high kick but Lincoln was just alert enough to avoid it.
Lincoln rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Poohs counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lincoln throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Poohs counters with a straight right hand.
Poohs scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A jab from Poohs misses.
Lincoln punishes Poohs's body with a nice straight punch.
Poohs throws a lazy uppercut
and Lincoln counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lincoln connects with the punch.

Poohs is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lincoln avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Oh Poohs is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lincoln misses the body punch
letting Poohs counter with a right hand.
Poohs seems to have got his legs back now.
Lincoln walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Poohs circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Lincoln drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Poohs follows Lincoln to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conrad Poohs!
After winning the bout, Conrad Poohs thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.