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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bug Turd (ranked 3571 p4p, 413 weight class) and Shaggy Shank (ranked 4207 p4p, 466 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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190 lbs
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188 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shaggy Shank!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, John Kavanagh and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd ducks under a wild hook from Shank.
Shank throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Turd was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Turd swings for the body but Shank moves out of range.
Turd gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Shank escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Shank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shank misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turd.
Shank tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Shank does no damage.
Left hook, right uppercut from Shank.
Turd tries to move into range but Shank moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Shank looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch lands to the side of Turd 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shank tries to move into range but Turd moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shank showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turd.
Turd slips a jab from Shank.
Turd takes a swing at Shank's ribcage but misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Shank misses.
Shank ducks under a wild hook from Turd.
Turd has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Shank uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Turd.
Shank catches Turd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Shank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
Shank will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Shank blocks a jab.
Shank swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Shank slips a straight right by Turd.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Shank's shoulder, as Shank tries to avoid the shot.
Turd throws out a loose jab but Shank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shank takes a jab right on the kisser.
Turd showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Shank.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Shank's shoulder, as Shank tries to avoid the shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shank! But no joy.
Turd throws out a loose jab but Shank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Shank was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shank misses with a low kick.
Shank lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shank scores with a three punch combo!
Turd is rocked!
It looks like Bug Turd has been cut.
Turd backs away from a small jab... but Shank lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Turd crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Shank with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Shaggy Shank!
Shaggy Shank thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Bug Turd was interviewed post fight and said 'Gran Chin'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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