PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Crap McGee (ranked 4062 p4p, 439 weight class) and Justin Midget (ranked 1456 p4p, 179 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

McGee
vs
Midget

170 cm
27
155 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

160 cm
34
160 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Crap McGee!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Justin Midget!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, John Kavanagh and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for McGee.

McGee closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Midget to the mat! Midget manages to get full guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Midget throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Midget looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
McGee trying to control but Midget is working from the bottom.

Midget had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. McGee defends it easily.
McGee slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

McGee got a little sloppy there for a moment and Midget has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McGee has managed to get both his arms back between Midget's legs - danger averted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

McGee thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Midget looking for a guillotine here but McGee defends easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McGee thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Midget has his foot on McGee's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. McGee works his way back into a safe position though.
McGee looking to pass the guard.

Midget escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McGee gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Midget has his foot on McGee's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. McGee works his way back into a safe position though.

Midget throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Midget is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Midget has an active guard here but McGee has managed to pass into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Midget misses with some strikes from the bottom.

Midget looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Midget actively working from the bottom here.
McGee perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Midget is refusing to be controlled, as McGee sits in half guard.
McGee controlling the pace.

Midget is defending against the submission attempts here by McGee.

Midget looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Midget is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of McGee's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take McGee's back!

Midget has got one arm under McGee's chin. This could be trouble... McGee trying to control the other hand but Midget gets it free and sqeezes tight - just a matter of time now! Yep, McGee has tapped out! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Justin Midget! Justin Midget retains his lightweight title!