PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tony Ramos (ranked 485 p4p, 61 weight class) and Editiny Dick (ranked 677 p4p, 83 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Dick's choice of entrance music: Penis song. Editiny Dick has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ramos
vs
Dick

175 cm
33
157 lbs
26 - 16 - 0

167 cm
35
132 lbs
17 - 10 - 3

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Ramos !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ramos misses with a body shot.
Dick steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Ramos .
Ramos throws the left hand but Dick avoids the punch easily.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Ramos .
Ramos throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Ramos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ramos throws a right hand that misses
and Ramos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ramos with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ramos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ramos moves out of range of the strikes.

Dick shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Ramos is trying to defend but Dick finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Dick seems to be looking for submissions.
We've been hearing good reports from Ramos 's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

Dick is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ramos doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dick.
Ramos is trying to get back to full guard.
Ramos wants to get back to full guard but Dick has passed into side control.
Ramos prevents Dick from moving into mount.

Dick is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Ramos is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Dick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Ramos has escaped the position, nice work there.
Ramos tries to buck Dick off but Dick is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick trying to control the action but Ramos is working from the bottom.
Ramos is looking to regain half guard here but Dick keeps moving and retains side control.

Dick is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Ramos knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Ramos struggling a bit here.

Dick thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Ramos sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramos has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.

Ramos is defending against the submission attempts here by Dick.
Ramos has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.
Ramos gets back to full guard.
Dick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ramos controls Dick momentarily but Dick frees himself.

Dick drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Ramos manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Dick has Ramos in his guard.

Ramos postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Ramos chips away with some ground and pound.
Ramos trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Ramos sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dick's guard.

Dick looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dick trying to control but Ramos postures up.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Ramos connects with a nice short shot to Dick's temple.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ramos thows a huge punch but Dick dodges it nicely.
Dick is looking to improve his position.
Ramos trying to pass the guard but Dick defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dick misses with a hook.
Ramos misses with an uppercut
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Dick defending well as Ramos loads up on a big left hand.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ramos !
Dick scores with a nice right hand.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ramos jabs at Dick's body.
Dick connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ramos 's hands.
Ramos moves forwards but Dick connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Ramos tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dick looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dick cracks Ramos with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice defenses there by Dick.
Ramos rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dick makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ramos misses with a right hand
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ramos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ramos misses with an uppercut. Dick saw that one coming.
Dick misses with a hook. Ramos ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Ramos .
Ramos misses the jab.
Dick is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Ramos takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
Ramos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ramos throws an off balance right hand
and Dick counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ramos sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dick lands with a good body shot.
Dick has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ramos stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dick digs a good hook to Ramos 's body.
Ramos throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
Ramos misses the shot to the body.
Ramos scores with a jab to the jaw.
Ramos swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Ramos lands a body shot.
Ramos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ramos misses the shot to the body.
Ramos throws a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Ramos .
Ramos swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ramos , as that shot connected.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Ramos .
Dick is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Ramos grinds an elbow into Dick's temple.
Ramos working away.

Ramos tries for a kimura but Dick is defending well.
Ramos wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dick keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick is trying to control Ramos 's posture but Ramos avoids it.
Ramos cracks Dick with a big right hand but Dick just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Ramos working away.
Ramos working the ground and pound from side control.
Ramos working the ground and pound.
Check out the look on Ramos 's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Ramos lands a few punches from side control.
Dick tries to bench press Ramos off him but Ramos keeps the position.
Ramos landing a few strikes.
Ramos wants to control but Dick is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ramos in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

Dick is rocked!
Tony Ramos overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ramos working the ground and pound.
Dick is still in real trouble! Can Ramos finish him?
Check out the look on Ramos 's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Ramos trying to control the position but Dick is working away.
Dick tries to buck Ramos off but Ramos is having none of it.
Ramos scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Dick is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Ramos can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tony Ramos !
Editiny Dick was interviewed post fight and said 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.