PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heavy HeavyWeight (ranked 1404 p4p, 156 weight class) and Pension Buckets (ranked 2016 p4p, 219 weight class). Buckets has chosen Candyman - Knockin' Boots as his entrance music. Heavy HeavyWeight has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

HeavyWeight
vs
Buckets

185 cm
26
280 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

200 cm
26
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Heavy HeavyWeight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pension Buckets!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, David Hoff and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Buckets closes the distance and pushes HeavyWeight back into the cage.
HeavyWeight is leaning against Buckets and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Buckets tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Buckets fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
HeavyWeight dodges an elbow strike from Buckets.
Buckets looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
HeavyWeight lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from HeavyWeight.
Nice body punch from Buckets - that landed with a thud.
HeavyWeight lands a body shot in the clinch.
Buckets throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but HeavyWeight blocks it with crossed arms.
HeavyWeight on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Buckets doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
HeavyWeight lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

It looks like Pension Buckets has been cut.
Buckets with an attempt at a knee that misses.
HeavyWeight definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Buckets tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Buckets's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Buckets misses with a short punch on the inside.
HeavyWeight lands a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
HeavyWeight's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
HeavyWeight digs a right hand into Buckets's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Buckets's gas tank.
Buckets looks winded!
A quick uppercut on the inside from HeavyWeight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
HeavyWeight lands with a short shot to the head.

HeavyWeight drops Buckets onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Buckets is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Buckets is rocked!
HeavyWeight unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Buckets! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but HeavyWeight is unloading with more strikes now! Buckets drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heavy HeavyWeight!
Heavy HeavyWeight seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Pension Buckets was interviewed post fight and said 'Oh, well that was stupid of me. Womp womp!'.