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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Second Fist (ranked 1850 p4p, 235 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 2096 p4p, 259 weight class). Fist comes into the arena with Deftones - Feiticeira blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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200 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Second Fist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fist throws a shot to the body.
Rottencrotch looks to score with a jab to the body but Fist is just out of range.
Fist lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rottencrotch throws a half hearted mid kick.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Second Fist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rottencrotch takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rottencrotch takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Rottencrotch pushes Fist away with a front kick.
Fist pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fist scores with a body shot.
Rottencrotch throws a hook but Fist avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fist walks into a left hand.
Rottencrotch lands a jab.
Fist avoids the body shot from Rottencrotch.
Fist checks a leg kick.
Fist lands with a nice body punch.
Rottencrotch misses with a straight left.
Fist tries a head kick but it misses.
Fist tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch throws a hook but Fist avoids it easily.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rottencrotch closes the distance and pushes Fist back into the cage.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Fist blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Fist fails to land.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot in the clinch.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fist's elbow.
A nice right hand lands inside from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch avoiding damage as Fist throws knees to the body.
Fist looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Fist lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Fist controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rottencrotch creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fist escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fist feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rottencrotch's calf.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fist.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch throws out a leg kick but Fist moves out of range and Rottencrotch only half commits.
Fist throws a right hand that misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a low kick, right behind Fist 's knee.
A combination from Rottencrotch does no damage.
Rottencrotch throws a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rottencrotch darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fist ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rottencrotch moves away.
Nice shot by Fist.
Fist throws a head kick that misses.
Rottencrotch misses with a looping right.
Fist swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice strike.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Rottencrotch crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fist - the referee stops the clock and Rottencrotch gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fist. Rottencrotch manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Fist misses with a body shot.
Rottencrotch throws a series of punches but Fist moves out of range.
Fist appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Rottencrotch lands a leg kick that knocks Fist off balance momentarily.
Fist throws a solid leg kick but Rottencrotch takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fist.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tries a head kick but it misses.
Fist looks to land a combination but Rottencrotch avoids it well.
Fist's corner calls for a 1-2. Fist obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Rottencrotch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fist.
Rottencrotch defending well as Fist loads up on a big left hand.
Rottencrotch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
It looked like Fist was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rottencrotch.
A leg kick checked by Fist.
Fist tries a head kick but it misses.
Fist pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fist looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rottencrotch looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fist blocks a jab.
Fist misses the shot to the body.
Fist misses with a head kick.
Fist keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fist swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Rottencrotch counters with a good low kick that Fist was not able to check.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Fist.
Rottencrotch misses the shot to the body.
Rottencrotch misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch misses with a double jab.
Rottencrotch misses with a looping left.
Fist throws a nice head kick!
Rottencrotch throws a body shot but no joy.
Fist seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Fist blocks a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rottencrotch lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fist has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fist and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fist throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook. Fist ducked under it nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fist fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Rottencrotch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fighters circling - Fist throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rottencrotch looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses.
Rottencrotch tries to land a body kick
and Fist counters with a body kick that stops Rottencrotch in his tracks momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mary Jane Rottencrotch will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick
and Fist counters with a crisp one two that drops Rottencrotch! Fist thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Rottencrotch to his feet! Rottencrotch is in big trouble!
Fist keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fist throws a series of punches but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rottencrotch throws a body punch but Fist moves out of range.
Fist avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Second Fist is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Rottencrotch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fist. Fist obviously looking to wear him down.
Rottencrotch misses with a left hand
enabling Fist to counter with a crisp jab.
Rottencrotch is rocked!
Fist tries to bum rush Rottencrotch with a series of wild strikes but Rottencrotch uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rottencrotch looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rottencrotch throws a jab when Fist was well out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fist with a nice cross.
Fist misses with a head kick.
Fist misses with a body shot.
Fist misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fist takes one to the chin there.
Fist throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch throws a low kick but Fist moves out of range easily.
Rottencrotch sizes up Fist with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fist tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rottencrotch was well out of range. Poor timing from Fist.
Rottencrotch throws a counter combo.
Rottencrotch lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but Fist checks it.
As Rottencrotch looks to move away, Fist throws a big counter combo but Rottencrotch just gets out of the way.
Rottencrotch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fist throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fist tries a head kick but it misses.
Fist just misses with a punch to the body.
Fist looks to land a right hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range.
Fist connects with a looping right hand.
Fist tries a head kick but it misses.
Rottencrotch looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rottencrotch checks the leg kick.
Fist cracks a nice hook into Rottencrotch's ribs.
Fist throws a head kick but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rottencrotch in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fist.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fist throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A little jabbing left from Rottencrotch on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rottencrotch misses with a straight right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fist throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Rottencrotch.
Fist swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Fist checks a leg kick.
Rottencrotch scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fist in his tracks.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Fist.
Fist throws a head kick that misses.
Fist lands with an overhand left.
Rottencrotch works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rottencrotch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fist manages to avoid it.
Rottencrotch throws a sloppy head kick and Fist moves out of range easily.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice body kick.
Fist uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rottencrotch.
Fist avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fist thinks about countering with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fist throws a hook to the side of Rottencrotch's head but Rottencrotch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fist slips a straight right by Rottencrotch.
Fist tries to counter by clinching up but Rottencrotch breaks away and moves out of range.
Rottencrotch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fist dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fist lands a head kick!
Second Fist is winning the standup battle so far.
Rottencrotch looks to throw the jab but Fist is out of range.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Fist.
Fist avoids the head kick by Rottencrotch.
Fist takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Rottencrotch is breathing heavily.
Fist misses with a body shot.
Rottencrotch takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Rottencrotch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fist circles away quickly and effectively.
Fist throws a leg kick but Rottencrotch checks it.
Fist will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch misses with a straight left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fist fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rottencrotch manages to avoid it.
Rottencrotch digs a good hook to Fist's body.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut
and Fist counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fist moves into the clinch.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands a nice uppercut.
Rottencrotch avoids a wild elbow strike from Fist.
A head punch on the inside from Rottencrotch fails to land.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right handed body shot lands from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the side of Fist's head.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Mary Jane Rottencrotch will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Fist's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Fist moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rottencrotch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fist.
Rottencrotch throws a nice head kick!
Rottencrotch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fist defending well as Rottencrotch loads up on a big left hand.
Rottencrotch thuds a left hand into Fist's body.
Fist ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fist displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rottencrotch throws out the jab.
Rottencrotch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rottencrotch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook
and Fist counters with a right hand to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses.
Fist lunges at Rottencrotch with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rottencrotch's hand.
Rottencrotch takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fist checks a leg kick nicely.
Fist was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Fist throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A little jabbing left from Rottencrotch on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rottencrotch walks forward, straight into a front kick from Fist.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Fist.
Rottencrotch throws a body punch but Fist moves out of range.
Fist pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rottencrotch looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fist tries to land a front kick but Rottencrotch steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A head kick misses from Fist.
Rottencrotch avoids the head kick by Fist.
Rottencrotch blocks the body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fist lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Rottencrotch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Rottencrotch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rottencrotch throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fist.
Fist is rocked!
Rottencrotch walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fist checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fist appears to be looking for a big counter.
Oh Fist is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rottencrotch wants to land a leg kick but Fist is out of range.
Fist seems to have got his legs back now.
Rottencrotch lands with a shot to the body.
Fist blocks the body kick.
Fist throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fist moves out of range as Rottencrotch strikes.
Fist throws a right hand that Rottencrotch ducks under and follows up with a left that Rottencrotch also avoids with ease.
Rottencrotch cracks a nice hook into Fist's ribs.
Rottencrotch looks to land a right hand but Fist moved out of range.
Fist was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Fist throws a body punch but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Fist.
Rottencrotch counters with a body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch walks into a stiff left hand from Fist.
Rottencrotch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fist moves away.
Fist throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fist throws a series of punches but Rottencrotch avoids them all with ease.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Fist fires out a quick counter leg kick but Rottencrotch just manages to avoid it.
Fist fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rottencrotch manages to avoid it.
Rottencrotch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rottencrotch bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fist's head backwards.
Fist throws a lazy uppercut
and Rottencrotch counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fist with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rottencrotch to score with a decent uppercut.
Fist takes a swing at Rottencrotch's ribcage but misses.
Fist slips under a jab from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch moves in looking to clinch but Fist pushes him off.
A cross from Fist lands.
Fist is looking to wear down Rottencrotch with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rottencrotch thuds his right hand into Fist's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fist moves away from the strike by Rottencrotch.
A solid body kick from Fist.
Fist lands a right hook to the body.
Fist lands a head shot.
A left and a right from Fist both land. Nice combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fist lands a big head kick that sends Rottencrotch to the canvas! Fist follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Second Fist!
Our winner, Second Fist, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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