PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Chinaski (ranked 3043 p4p, 330 weight class) and Master Splinter (ranked 3381 p4p, 352 weight class). Splinter comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Snäfä - Kaikest Huolimatta pt2 feat. Mc Rambo & Iivo kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Chinaski
vs
Splinter

178 cm
26
175 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

179 cm
26
169 lbs
4 - 2 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Henry Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Master Splinter!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Splinter with the counter takedown but Chinaski avoids it easily.
Splinter staying out of range there.
Splinter shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Chinaski defends it nicely.
Chinaski looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Chinaski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Splinter doesn't seem bothered though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chinaski misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Splinter! But no joy.
Splinter darts in looking for a takedown but Chinaski gets double underhooks and turns Splinter into the cage.
Chinaski connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Master Splinter has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Splinter takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Chinaski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Splinter looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chinaski connects with a body shot that sends Splinter's belly button to the back.
Chinaski lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Splinter is rocked!
Chinaski drops Splinter with a straight right hand, right on the button! Chinaski follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Henry Chinaski!
Henry Chinaski decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.