PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Impaler (ranked 852 p4p, 32 weight class) and Orgasmic Bliss (ranked 2072 p4p, 78 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Impaler
vs
Bliss

215 cm
22
275 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

200 cm
27
300 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Orgasmic Bliss!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bliss misses with a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Orgasmic Bliss has been cut.
Bliss should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bliss shoots and misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bliss tries for a takedown but Impaler circles away easily
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Bliss throws a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bliss on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bliss with a lazy takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Vladimir Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Orgasmic Bliss.
Bliss looks winded!
Bliss throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Bliss gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bliss misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bliss thinking.
Bliss's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Impaler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bliss scrambles back to his feet.
Impaler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Impaler drops Bliss with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bliss looks back up at him and smiles so Impaler waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Bliss is rocked!

That has opened up Orgasmic Bliss's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler knocks out Bliss with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Impaler before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Impaler picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!