PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bobby TupperII (ranked 9207 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 2861 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Wooden Pencil enters the cage!

TupperII
vs
Pencil

169 cm
56
181 lbs
31 - 44 - 1

185 cm
42
193 lbs
41 - 24 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 44 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby TupperII!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Josh West and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TupperII with a lazy takedown attempt

and Pencil counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Pencil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pencil defends well against a solid takedown attempt from TupperII.
And Pencil tries to counter it with a takedown but TupperII pushes his down on his head and steps out.
TupperII gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Pencil counters by clinching up.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bobby TupperII. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Pencil manages to break the clinch.
TupperII misses with a takedown attempt

and Pencil counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
TupperII tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Pencil breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pencil scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Pencil lands a big uppercut and TupperII crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but TupperII looks OK. Pencil waves TupperII back to his feet!

It looks like Bobby TupperII has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
TupperII dives in and grabs Pencil's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pencil pushes down on TupperII's head and hops out.
Pencil with the counter takedown but TupperII avoids it easily.
TupperII doesn't succeed with the takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
TupperII is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pencil feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends TupperII sprawling to the canvas! TupperII rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Pencil finish him?!
BOOM! Pencil lands a beautiful left hook that drops TupperII. TupperII tries to recover but Pencil is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and TupperII lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil gave a mention to Spartan Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).